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Click hereThese 20 wasted minutes, waiting for a date, make me think that I should, like Franklin, charge for my time a rate. It's rude and inconsiderate for you to make me wait. In the time that I've spent waiting, I could drink or masturbate!
but sometimes waiting is not wasted. Sometimes it can mean an entire change of venue. However filling in those lost 20 minutes shouldn't be a problem to someone with a creative mind. Very interesting poem.
Another country heard from. *grins* Mr. Efficiency checks in.
Amusing!
a prose knows <grin... nice write! send critique via feedback~
This is semi-cute, semi-clever, but reminds me of the kind of thing one sees in semi-clever graffiti, often on a bathroom wall.