- Non-Erotic Poetry
- Consider the Brachiosaurus
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Consider the Brachiosaurus
with his lofty head in the trees
have you ever stopped to consider
he might have had knobbly knees?
no crawling for our hero
his patellas would see to that,
did he bump his head on the branches
for he never wore a hat?
His skull was small and holey
and a tiny little brain
if it had fallen out aloft
he'd never have found it again.
I bet he had the flattest feet
for clomping through the glen
searching out the choicest leaves
then rumbling home again.
The baby Brachiosaurususses
when it came the time to pop
clung on as long as possible
for they had one hell of a drop.
So if you see pics of old Brazza
think of how he met his end
having a bit of the other
when he couldn't even fend
off the blazing meteors,
he didn't even think to duck
his knees were so unworthy
and he ran right out of luck.
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- COMMENTS
EroticOrogenyover 14 years agoWell-written and quite amusing.
Is the meteors a reference to the hypothesized meteor at the Cretaceous-Triassic boundary leading to mass extinction?
