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Click hereI can only relate to the homeless and homeless tweakers
Maybe that's because I'm really hoping I'll find a skeet seeker
Or maybe it's because I walk around with a right boot and left sneaker
I could only afford one of each because my income is so meager
I want more money and I'm so eager
So I went into a bank with a wiffle ball bat
Unfortunately they weren't havin none of that
I heard the silent alarm and ran for my mo-ped
It was too far so I took a tricycle instead
A man looks kinda funny on a big wheel
Runnin from the cops but the front tire's comin apart
Maybe I shoulda brought a water pistol instead, maybe my choice wasn't that smart
But they always say, "it ain't about wutcha got, but that ya got heart"