- Non-Erotic Poetry
- Freudian Rap
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I like to say "fuck" 'cause it makes my mama mad,
Besides I want to do her and I wanna shoot my dad,
I'm Oedipus Rex, watch me flex my pecs writin' checks, I'm the next big thing, yes, a king, care to see my bling?
I wanna touch myself, I don't wanna touch your missus,
I find myself attractive like the story of Narcissus,
I guess you know by now that I'm thinkin' of Obama,
He's gonna do to us like I wanna do my mama.
- COMMENTS
legerdemerabout 9 years agoYou lost me there at the last half of the second stanza, but only because my politics may be a little more to the right of yours, based on your response to a comment . ;-). The rest was witty and funny and will bring me back for more.
Cinnerover 10 years agoHave another go at writing your rap, my friend. There must be other things on your mind that would fall under that banner.
What are your views on gun control, for instance?
Cinnerover 11 years agoYou're extraorinarily witty. You make me smile even though I don't agree with your political naughtiness. I'm genuinely impressed.
I'm even more impressed now that I've been reading your stories.
I've changed my mind. I'm going to vote you a five on your poem. I still like Obama, but I like your work too; and I'm rating that after all...
(kiss)
(giggle)
