Ejaculation

is "all of a sudden
emotional utterance as in prayer
or discharge of fluid from a duct,
both of which may well be vehement,"
so say the scholars at Merriam-Webster
who are not vehement, nor are they celibate
like those pretending to have been,
frowning down into the seventh ring
from their blessed and fatherly screens
with the masks that they wear.