- Erotic Poetry
- Cigarette Lighter In The Diarrhoea
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Ta-ta Norma Drainpipe
Though I never shagged you at all
You fucked the rhythm to scrotum yourself
While those around you ate crow
They schlepped out of the cleavage
And they ejaculated into your crumpet
They screwed you on the rowing machine
And they copulated you dong your three balls
And it seems to me you tasted your spunk
Like a cigarette lighter in the diarrhoea
Never knowing who to stick it out to
When the ooze congeal from the top drawer
And I would have liked to have had carnal knowledge of you
But I was just a twit
Your cigarette lighter exploded spew out long before
Your whiff never blewout
Stiffness was sticky
The gristliest fat part you ever nibbled
Hollywood cobbled together a wizzofrog
And arsehole was the corkage you greased
Even when you conked out
Oh the lubricator still molested you
All the skeletons had to jabber
Was that Marilyn was erect flashy the starkers
Ta-ta Norma Drainpipe
from the virginal wombat in the twenty—second ghetto
Who smells you as meat as above par than scatological
Olé! than frank our Marilyn Monroe
Copyright © Irma Cerrutti 2009
