- Non-Erotic Poetry
- Ode to a Flea
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Oh flea you have a flying start
to emigrate within this cart
of prisoners bound for foreign shores,
the highwaymen and penny whores.
No knickers there to stop your bite
open for business every night,
so jump for joy and jump for dinner
one voyager that won't get thinner.
- COMMENTS
vrosej10about 13 years agoGood stuff UYS. Getting a recommend but one question, can we send the fleas back to you lot?
Esperanza_Hidalgoabout 13 years agowhat they said and it has me all a titter and scratching my knickers--course we Mexicans don't wear knickers; we wear chonies. Which is knicker in Spanglish. Why am I bringing this up? Oh Jeez, it's simply funny. I likes.
fridayamabout 13 years agoof the porn novel "Adventures of a Flea" rather than Donne--oh undone!
Angelineabout 13 years agoI think you put on your early 17 century hat for this one: I see a cart in the street of Shakespeare's London. So much is ironic funny and clever, like "flying start." Made me laugh and think at once. You're good.
