How to Have Safe Sex While Driving

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Kaishaku
Kaishaku
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As a Literotica Writer I have to believe that the majority of the writers and readers here know about safe sex and while we are happy to throw our characters unprotected into a world of scary creatures and diseases, it is important to keep ourselves safe. Now, now, this is not going to be a lecture on condoms or abstinence (heaven forbid), we are looking beyond the microbial dangers we face in our sexual escapades. I believe, with our freeways becoming more and more crowded, we need to keep driving safety at the top of our priorities.

Sure most of us have taken driver's ed. or some other safe driving courses, but in this brief article, I thought I needed to cover something that I doubt you covered in driver's ed., and that is How to safely have sex while driving. Scoff if you must, but if you have some terrible accident while driving under the influence of your libido, don't come whining to me.

Now you all remember those days in high school, after your 18th birthdays of course, when your date suddenly looked at you and said, "I can't start the car," or "I think we're out of gas." Gosh what are you to do then but quickly begin making out and unbuttoning blouses. Ah what fun, but now, that stuff get's to be old after a while and you need something more. Well, how about one of those hot, sweaty sessions in a car doing fifty, sixty or seventy miles an hour.

Okay, you see the possibilities now...

First of all, turn off your cell phones. There will be no calling or even worse, there will be no texting while sexing as you drive. What you are about to undertake will take all of your concentration, besides, it's rude to be texting while having sex.

Okay, now with the cell phones safely shut down and put away there are a few other things to keep in mind. While a parked car offers you a lot of things you can grab for leverage or just the right place to squeeze as you are coming, the moving vehicle tends to react oddly when say a steering wheel is swung to the side as someone spreads their legs, or the gear shift can do some awful things to your car if suddenly pulled as someone adjusts their position.

And hey, that car in your side view mirror will really be closer than they appear in the mirror... closer to get a better look at the action going on in your car. So, rule one, make sure whatever appendage you go to grab while in the throes of passion, make sure it is either attached to you, your partner, or a non-essential part of your vehicle.

Now, I don't care how good your wife or girlfriend's gag reflex may be under control, if she doesn't also have excellent control over her bite response, I'd be careful about what goes in her mouth as you are driving. I mean, you know how glancing lightly off a car, or guard rail or some one's house is kind of normal for you, well, it can be an excruciating thing to lightly broadside a car and have your partner suddenly bite hard in response to the accident. Yes, regardless of how good your car insurance is, it is damn difficult to reattach an errant cock.

We already lightly touched on another danger... the spectator. Yes, if we are to remain safe we must keep the spectator in mind. Yeah, it's okay letting all the passengers on that bus examine your prowess at eating pussy as your wife shifts gears, but when you reach the driver of the bus, you need to show some discretion. Cover yourself up so not to distract that driver. You should probably do this when passing police officers, school buses and funeral processions.

As for positions, you are basically only limited by the model of car you have and the design of the interior. I can imagine doggy style from the back seat of a convertible while the car is on cruise control and your wife leans over the headrest of the front seat as she drives can be thrilling, there's also the more sedate thrill of a hand job while cruising over the Golden Gate Bridge.

I do recommend you make sure your doors are locked when you get in heavy traffic. Well that is unless you want a few others slipping into your car as you slowly creep along the highway. Who knows, a few alternative passengers or hitchhikers make help you pass the time caught in the gridlock.

So there you have it, some tips on having a safe trip. If you follow the above advice you can enjoy numerous climaxes without the anticlimax of an accident or ticket. So please drive and fuck safely, especially if you are doing it at the same time.

Kaishaku
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AnonymousAnonymousabout 11 years ago
left out a lot

A very good point about bus drivers. But what about truck drivers. Many love to watch action i the car next to them. Not "sex" but love watching tops up showing boobs, or pants down skirts up showing girls fingering. I love watching that. And I really like the few times I've seen girls bent over and blowing the driver. That is so very hot. I love watching their heads bob up and down on a dick while their ass is moving in tandem. I really like catching them, when, as the girl pulls away, swallowing cum, she notices me in the truck next to her watching. I always mouth, GREAT JOB! THank you girls.

ErosfanErosfanover 12 years ago
Loved it!

I have fortunately (very fortunately) been the recipient of some great sex while driving.

I have always been very careful while doing so.

You offer some excellent advice, thank you.

KaishakuKaishakuover 12 years agoAuthor
My point exactly

thank you anonymous for helping emphasize my point, hence my caution regarding the bite reflex. And I certainly agree about the concentration, that's why we need to turn off those cell phones. Of course if you really want to be safe, just set it on cruise control and both of you climb into the back seat. : )

K.

AnonymousAnonymousover 12 years ago
you do know about deaths, etc??

Quite a few times now, men have died from cocks bitten whilst getting a BJ whilst driving. The entirety of a man's blood circulates through his cock in under 4 minutes, whilst aroused. Sever (or major injure) an erect penis, you kill him. It used to happen for hand-jobs as well - back before collapsable steering columns and air-bags - broken steering wheels killed the man. What a discharged air-bag would do to one - particularly female, slenderer neck - giving a BJ - I hate to think. PS - I've done it, enjoyed it, pulled over for the finale, etc - it was a country drive. I also discovered: somehow we had missed the town we'd intended to stay at - driven right through it. Town of ~9,000 people. So much for concentration? All I'd registered was 'lights'. In the light of this - and maybe there is a god, I didn't kill anyone - 'Get a Room!!'

AnonymousAnonymousover 12 years ago

very informative

Mr Bean may have done such stunt in his small van

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