- Erotic Poetry
- How Do I Fuck Thee?
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"HOW DO I FUCK THEE?"
How do I fuck thee? Let me count the ways.
I fuck thee to thy depths with all my might
Where rod can reach, when thrusting out of sight
In the warmth of thy slick and pulsing place.
I fuck thee 'tween thy heaving breasts by light of day
And 'neath thy quiv'ring cheeks by stroke of night.
I fuck thee freely, so loose and yet so tight.
I fuck thee purely, as side by side we lay.
I fuck thee with the passion full of cum
Between thy lips, a drop of my release.
I fuck thee with a fuck that strikes me dumb
And blind to all but you. As if time doth cease,
Our passion ne'er ebbs nor flows, but hums
With our erections – penis, nipple, clit within thy crease.
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- COMMENTS
Anonymousover 3 years agoOh my God, are you not the passionate Bear. Maybe a Browning Bear? Who cares, Lizzie would have welcomed a night with you as would all of us, boys and girls alike. Thrust on noble steed till every inch is filled.
zornslemmaover 3 years agoVery good. Certainly has the rhythm and texture of "How Do I Love Thee". Thanks!
DawnJabout 11 years agoElizabeth Barrett Browning would probably have turned over in her grave when you penned this imitation of her poem if she had been aware of it! I can't imagine her ever even thinking the word "fuck", never mind using it with such abandon in a stately and elegant love poem. But then, this isn't your typical 19th century "love poem", is it? It's a riot, and cute, and funny! Thanks for the laugh!
As an English teacher, I appreciate imitations that work, and the effort that goes into trying them. And in this case, the horny humor that gave the poem its spice! :)
FrancisDrakeabout 12 years agoWitty & well written without being coarse, but funny as all Hell! Well done Sir!
