Cafe Au Lait

Haven't been laid in
Well over five years
Rejection is personal
After this many tears

My heart is jaded
My self esteem low
From a man who won't
Love me, but won't
Let me go

It hurts my feelings
But I feel the same
I just can't fuck someone
So shallow and lame...

I hate myself, I'm so
Tired and frustrated
Convincing myself
Sex is way overrated!

Expianing my plight
To my friend in a text
In his expert opinion,
What I need is SEX!

Thanks for the offer
But I feel way too fat
I'm just too old
And you're too 'all that'!

He said,
''Sweetie, I'm trying to
Get you to see..that I like
WHO you are, so you're
Sexy to me''

As I look at this hot
Young man I believe
That's the nicest thing
Any man's said to me...

Young and so handsome
And yet full of grace
Showing more insight
Than men twice his age

My hands won't stop
Trembling, I unbuckle
His heat..when I see
What he's packin my
Heart skips a beat!

As he's probably thinking,
'Now should I jump her'?
I whisper, ''I can suck
The chrome off a bumper!"

His smile fills the room
And its no surprise
He assures me no wait
For his interest to rise!

Like cafe au lait
His skin tone's cocoa creamy
And I'm so turned on
I think I've stopped breathing!

He wants to please me
I purr back my reply,
''If you want to please me
Let me swallow your pride!"

This fine, young thing
I couldn't help but devour
He's won my vote for my
'Man of the hour'!

Now he's looking stressed
So I say,''Relax Boo.. it's
Not like I'm thinking of
Marrying you!

But I swear on the stars
Up in heaven above
If I was twenty years younger
I'd be falling in love!"

You're my friend
And I love you
But you know all that
I just want to say,
''Thanks Baby, you
Hooked me up FAT!"