Old MacDonald had a Farm

Old MacDonald had a farm,
Ee i ee i oh!
He lived there with wife, a bitch.
Ee i ee i oh!
She liked it doggie style here,
And doggie style there

Behind the barn and in the ditch,
She‘d fuck him hard, without a hitch
Old MacDonald had a farm
Ee i ee i oh!

Old MacDonald had a farm,
Ee i ee i oh!
And on that farm he had some pussies,
Ee i ee i oh!
With the pink ones here,
And the wet ones there

Here a tickle, there a stroke,
Everywhere a finger’s poke
Old MacDonald had a farm
Ee i ee i oh!

Old MacDonald had a farm,
Ee i ee i oh!
And on that farm he had some cocks,
Ee i ee i oh!
Some were very thick,
And others quite long

All were really hard,
Before cumming on strong
Old MacDonald had a farm
Ee i ee i oh!

Old MacDonald had a farm,
Ee i ee i oh!
And on that farm were pony girls,
Ee i ee i oh!
They strutted here,
They pranced around there

Clad in tails and leather mail,
They paraded everyday
Old MacDonald had a farm
Ee i ee i oh!

Old MacDonald had a farm,
Ee i ee i oh!
And on that farm he had cows with BIG udders!
Ee i ee i oh!
With his milk fetish here,
And these gifted women there

It is sucking teats, and fucking breasts,
Everywhere an orgy fest!
Old MacDonald had a farm,
Ee i ee i oh!

Old MacDonald had a farm,
Ee i ee i oh!
And on that farm he had some milk maids,
Ee i ee i oh!
With cowgirl style here,
And reverse cowgirl there

Here a pose, there she goes,
Everywhere a girl in throes
Old MacDonald had a farm,
Ee i ee i oh!

Old MacDonald had a farm,
Ee i ee i oh!
And on that farm he had some tight, firm asses,
Ee i ee i oh!
With some anal here,
And a rim job there

Here a sigh, there a moan,
Everywhere a throaty groan
Old MacDonald had a farm,
Ee i ee i oh!

Old MacDonald had a farm,
Ee i ee i oh!
And on that farm he had snakes in the grass,
Ee i ee i oh!
His brother-in-law Saul,
And his sleazy friend Paul

Trying to get some free fucking fun,
MacDonald had to get his gun!
Old MacDonald had a farm,
Ee i ee i oh!

Old MacDonald had a farm,
Ee i ee i oh!
And on that farm he had some dogs.
Ee i ee i oh!
They were his sons
Jerome and Doug,

Neither had a job, just like his Uncle Bob
They’d only make passes at girls who wear glasses
Old MacDonald had a farm
Ee i ee i oh!

Old MacDonald had a farm,
Ee i ee i oh!
And on that farm he had some pigs,
Ee i ee i oh!
They gobbled clits here,
And they sucked dicks there

Here a gal, there a guy,
Clear to all these peeps were bi
Old MacDonald had a farm
Ee i ee i oh!

Old MacDonald had a farm,
Ee i ee i oh!
And on that farm he had some chicks,
Ee i ee i oh!
Some were short,

And others tall
No matter their size,
He loved them all
Old MacDonald had a farm
Ee i ee i oh!

Old MacDonald had a farm,
Ee i ee i oh!
And next to that farm he had an old goat,
Ee i ee i oh!

With a noise petition here,
And calling the Feds there
Here a cop, there a cop,
Clearly this has got to stop
Old MacDonald had a farm
Ee i ee i oh!

Old MacDonald had a farm,
Ee i ee i oh!
And on that farm he had some hens,
Ee i ee i oh!
With a peck peck here,
And a nag nag there

Jamaican in-laws, what can I say,
They’ve got nowhere else to stay!
Old MacDonald had a farm,
Ee i ee i oh!

Old MacDonald had a farm,
Ee i ee i oh!
And on that farm he was the Stallion,
Ee i ee i oh!
With all his wealth,
And even better health

Here a fuck, there a suck,
Everywhere big Mac’s in luck!
Old MacDonald had a farm,
Ee i ee i oh!