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Click hereI wish you all in rousing good cheer
A happy sexually satisfying New Year
Let you penises stand erect
Your vaginas gape wide
As you elect to slip and/or slide
Let nothing my dears
Interfere with your charged emotion
Amorous devotion and casual explosion
Enjoy the words, celebrate the feat
While sucking cock or tickling teats
Remember:
Sex is best when with a mate
This is true if gay or straight
The pitcher keeps one hand on the ball
The boatman does not let the motor stall
The sailor controls the tiller on rough seas
And after a fuck it’s always good to pee
its back like the rabbits...2 shakes and of the slumber. TK U MLJ LV NV