- Erotic Poetry
- MILF Missionaries - A Limerick Seri
Note: You can change font size, font face, and turn on dark mode by clicking the "A" icon tab in the Story Info Box.
You can temporarily switch back to a Classic Literotica® experience during our ongoing public Beta testing. Please consider leaving feedback on issues you experience or suggest improvements.
Click here
MILF Missionaries – A Limerick Series
There comes a tap, tap, tapping at her door
Drunk, naked, and horny she staggers across the floor
She invites the Mormon Missionaries in
Providing a life lesson in the pleasures of sin
Leaving them wanting in more experiences to explore
So one Elder took this as a sign from above
Promoting to his partner the lessons of making love
So they returned each day for many weeks
Wallowing in the bliss of being sexual freaks
As in each hole they fit her like a lubricated glove
Elder White enjoyed the MILF’s talents with her mouth
While Elder Black preferred the pleasures down south
But, they both took turns in all her holes
With praises that wickedly extolls
As there was never a period of drouth
One day when the young men came to play
Their Mistress was adorned in a black leather array
Directly to her dungeon they were led
Both tied to her contraptions and bed
Noting their experience was anything but cliché
Then one day they arrived with all their worldly things
And around their young necks she applied collars with rings
She attached fine stainless chain leashes with glee
Stating that her subs would serve her every whim on bent knee
Acknowledging that the two Elders had finally earned their wings
(Note: drough is a Scottish word for drough)
An Original Composition by:
Quivering Quill
A Scribbles & Doodles Creation
Copyright © 2013 – All Rights Reserved
- COMMENTS
erectus123about 11 years agoOnce upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore,
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
`'Tis some visitor,' I muttered, `tapping at my chamber door -
Only this, and nothing more.'..
check rules for limericks on wiki --I
quote
"It's actually a tad more complex than many poem structures.
Here are the basics:
5 lines.
Rhyme structure is AABBA (lines 1,2 and 5 rhyme, and 3 & 4 rhyme with each other. Their "beat" is di di dum di di dum di di dum
Lines 1, 2, and 5 generally have seven to ten syllables, while lines 3 and 4 have only five to seven syllables. Their beat is di di dum di di di dum.[First published in 1845]
horizontal space "
Ideally, it should be about a humorous or clever story/observation/statement, with the last line carrying the real "zinger" that makes it truly funny. "
Let me off you this example--
There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose mission in life was to fuck it
When he courted a girl
He'd reach for her curls
And if he can't fuck it
He sucks it"
What my dear friend Ashesh refers to is a poem about missionaries knocking at the door, I think it was called "Constant Banging"
best regards, keep scribbling!
Ashesh9about 11 years agothis could have been penned by my good friend Erectus , ur style , words , penmanship seem eerily so familiar of Erectus's touch !!
