No fairytale

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They've got sows
big as cows
They've got highways of cars
but the rain drenches often
so let's go for a jar.
When you first caught my eye
on a cold Monday eve
you promised that
heaven was waiting for me.
I was loud
you were flashy,
the band playing trashy
and when they stopped playing
we begged please no more.
Some threesomes were swinging
your drunken friends singing,
we kissed round the corner
then you stayed overnight.
The lads of the local Rugby Club
were singing Yogi Bear
and the sirens were ringing out
across the square.

With apologies to the Pogues!

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NeonuroticNeonuroticover 10 years ago
Parody's livening old songs and tales

Thanks for the freshening up, more so for leaving a link in PoBo to the song.

GuiltyPleasureGuiltyPleasureover 10 years ago
Tess wuz 'ere...

ceni vedi suffragium (or something)

HarryHillHarryHillover 10 years ago
Heard of the Pogues, never knowingly listened to them

much less their lyrics so I don't know what images/phrases were used.

in the spirit of commenting more, I would say (disclaimer) that the first few lines detract from the build up and crescendo of a hell of a party, and rugby match apparently. enjoyed it. :)

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