- Non-Erotic Poetry
- Solar Shenanigans
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The Sun could not get up today
and only stayed the fuck in bed,
he cocked one jaded eye outside
then pulled a cloud up on his head.
Saturn he was not impressed
and paused to clean his ring,
"Playing with Uranus all night
you're bound to feel a sting".
So feeling very much put out
and denied his needed rest,
Lunar then turned ass about
and mooned a long protest.
- COMMENTS
Neonuroticover 10 years agoWith an astrology twist, Saturn would be impressed as he's such a moody bastard. The last stanza kills.
twelveooneover 10 years agothat I'm a lady crap on me, I read this. 5ed, despite the fact, If I wrote it, I would consider it an off day. The sting of Uranus. indeed.
todski28over 10 years agothe days where you can say screw the world I'm staying in bed!
Ashesh9over 10 years ago& mooned a long protest........
Really hilarious lines , here , thnx for sharin' .
