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A Blowup Doll


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A blowup doll has never said “I’m not that kind of girl.”
She never says “Don’t mess my hair, I just now did the curl.”
She doesn’t make me sit and wait while gabbing on the phone.
She never says “I’ll be right back,” and leaves me all alone.

A blowup doll is true to me and doesn’t run around.
And when I do not want to talk, she doesn’t make a sound.
She never says “Oh, buy me that,” of some expensive thing.
She doesn’t ever ask me for a golden wedding ring.

But even so, I have to say that women are the best.
A doll has some advantages but doesn’t have the zest.
A doll won’t wrap her arms and legs around me when we screw.
And doesn’t have the juicy pussy lips that women do.

Regardless of their negatives, I want to have it said,
You can not beat a woman when it comes to fun in bed.
So Buddy, if you’re looking for someone that you can fuck,
If you don’t have a woman, you are strictly out of luck.

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