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Click hereA toe in her cunt and she rises to
Gaze down with giggle-wonder that upon
Her hoo-ha my big toe has made a shoe,
Found there its stride and now marches anon.
"Uh, Fuckbud?" says she "is your dick aware
Its southern cousin strays and plays rapine?"
"He is" says I, "for his socks he does share
And my piggies are cold and horny swine."
And consider my dear, what is a dick?
But a wrinkled belcher, a floppy maw.
Without a true bone he lacks a true kick,
Or a knuckle joint for tickling you raw.
And tickle I shall until you do squeak,
"I'm a pedi-whore, and my fuckbud's a freak!"
When I hear or read "cunt," it's like fingernails scraping a blackboard to me.
In spite of that, this is a good read.
"This Little Piggy Went to Market"..... One man's big toe, another man's ragging erection..... Certainly brought a smile to this reader... Thanks for sharing.
but with a title like that it screams attention
and it delivers
what rhymes, dialogue
"Uh, Fuckbud?" says she "is your dick aware...
And my piggies are cold and horny swine."
although truly
"He is" says I, "for his socks he does share
this is a horrible line, I'm glad you left it in, fits perfectly
I was beginning to lose hope, thank you
a deserved 5