anal sex 101

when it comes to anal sex
i have a strong affinity
picturing it in my mind
automatically fills me with glee
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if you are a beginner
there are tips you need to know
i'm a good anal instructor
at least i think so
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these are step by step instructions
on how to have anal sex
i'm gonna guide you through the process
which is not all that complex
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the asshole has to be prepared
if it's gonna receive a penis
injuries can happen
and i really do mean this
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you cannot rush into it
you must take it slow
laying on your side is easier
trust me i should know
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first, put lube on your asshole
make sure you use enough
if you try to go lube free
that will be kind of tough
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ky jelly is lubrication
but i prefer anal-ese
anal sex is more tolarable
when you use one of these
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start with a finger
then advance to two
these are good, easy instructions
that anyone can do
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next use a dildo
that is rather small
take your time inserting it
and see if you can take it all
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gradually use bigger dildos
to stretch your asshole out
anal sex is not meant to be painful
pleasure's what it's about
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after two weeks of practice
you're ready for a real cock
and because you're so well prepared
it doesn't come as a shock
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little by little
the cock enters your hole
mission accomplished
you reached your goal