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Click hereHave you ever took time to listen,
To an Angel on a Christmas tree?
She's got a few "serious" complaints,
And she can make you REALLY see!
The first thing I heard her ask was this,
"Why must I be the one up here?
It's a pretty painful position,
To have a tree jammed up your rear!"
"And let me tell you another thing,
These needles make my hemroids hurt!
And don't I look a terrible sight,
With a Pine tree inside my skirt?"
"Furthermore, I have to say, this sap,
Is making a rash on my ass!"
It was easy to see the Angel,
Was a very UNHAPPY Lass!
When I'd heard her complaints, I went out,
And bought a "Big Star" for my tree.
I hope all of you will do the same,
And set the Christmas Angels free!!
Our favorite Uncle is back with some pretty outlandish thoughts regarding the health and welfare of the Angel on the Christmas Tree.
Now there's a vision for this Christmas time of year ~ an angel bitching about a fir tree shoved up her ass!
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