another SCAREY poem!

I know what you did last summer!
When you killed 'Ole Eli'
Ran over him at the culvert
and really watched him fly.
You wanted an erection
from someone who was dead.
You didn't want to go to prison
and sleep in some dykes bed.

Then came along Freddie
his shirt was blood soaked red.
He had really long fingers
that you wanted instead.
You fucked his frightful face
Then poked him in the rear
You woke up from dreaming
and washed it away with beer.

I knew that you were kinky
when you said you liked Jason's mask.
You set out to screw him
I know this was your task.
You just had to know
what was underneath his robe.
I heard that you found out
down by Devils Cove.

Most people fear the day
Friday the Thirteenth rolls around
But not you, you wicked woman
if you miss one you will frown.
Shinny steel in the moonlight
seems to turn you on
Let a man show you his sickle
and I know that you'll be gone.

So I'm leaving you this note
so that you will find it and see
I'm leaving you you Bitch
wiping tears with my sleeve.
I found another woman
who SCARES me as much as you.
Her name is Elvira
Mistress of you know who!