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Best Three Diet Pops!

byUncle Pervey©

If you're a Diabetic,
Or a diet fanatic,
There's 3 pops that are better than the rest.
If you read a little more,
I'll open the "knowledge" door,
And give you the names of the very best!

I'll start out with the oldest,
Because it is the boldest,
The Coka Cola Company has it.
It makes me happy to blab,
And tell you it's name is "Tab,"
To the people in the know, it's a hit!

Another one you may find,
Is the best one of it's kind,
It's the first flavor put out by Faygo.
It's a drink called "Rock n Rye,"
It's so good you'll want to cry,
There's just no way that you can drink it slow!

The next pop you can savor,
Has a real unique flavor,
It's just called "Vernors" and not ginger ale.
There's no other ginger pop,
Because all the rest are flops,
And the Vernors drink will always prevail!

One more flavor I'll mention,
Though I had no intention,
It's a local East Coast drink that I know.
I don't know if there's Diet,
But if there is you'll like it,
It's "Birch Beer" sassafras flavored to go!

So if you're on a diet,
And think that you might like it,
The first 3 pops I named are guaranteed.
Each pop has it's own flavor,
And each one you can savor,
Any one of these pops will fill your need!!

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