"Are you there God?
It's Me, Margaret's father.
I know you know her,
she talks to you all the time.
I am sure you are aware,
she just got her first period.
So, what the fuck am I supposed to do?"
My son, He says
whatever you do
do not try to write a poem about the father's experience,
and if you must, do not to show daughters or mothers.
They will never share ownership of this milestone,
nor care to see the view from the Y chromosome.
Besides, they know, somehow they know
it is all Your fault.