Bully Me!

BULLY ME or
THE BALLAD OF HELGA THE BULLY

I would say my dear
If you desire to hear
That when I was a kid
The one thing they did
That brought me relief
While it gave others grief
Was to be bullied

A punch in the face
I never thought a disgrace
A kick in the shin
To me was no sin
After knocked out
I wanted to shout
Please bully me

When confronted by a robber
Who was covered in slobber
Must have been a rabid drunk
He smelled just like a skunk
Instead of running away,
I heard myself say
“Please hit me in the balls”

And with that request
The bum did his best
It was quite a spectacle
When he hit me in the testicle
I fell on my face like a rocket
He grabbed my wallet from my pocket
As I orgasmed right there in the gutter

I realized right then
That for sex I’d depend
On a mate rather masochistic
I sought for a while,
Even kept a file
On all of the girls most sadistic
Till I found Helga the Bully

Helga’s father liked to whip
Her with her titties tip
Nude and he often tied her hands
For a sadist this beats the band
For every man she had a reason
For punishment got her even
She bullied them hard

I met her at a place called “Doom”
She was in charge of a special room
Where men were hung by their arms
And legs tied down to wooden pegs
While their cocks were pulled the opposite
Way with a rope and cock cage appropriate
Yes, this bullying hurt big time

But after the pain began to subside
A stange sensation started inside
My tension grew into a knot
My cock grew bigger on the spot
And while she flicked it with a whip
A missle of sperm shot out of it
Hitting Helga the Bully in the face

Some mistresses might have laughed
An other might have cried
But Helga made me lick her clean
And beat me till I nearly died
I couldn’t even apologize
My mouth was gagged, as were my eyes
I was covered with welts, that Bully!

So for more than twenty years
Helga beat me into tears
When she retired at age fifty
I proposed to her an arrangement thrifty
She would come to be my wife
And torture me the rest of my life
She simply replied, “That’s Bully”

So if you ask me Doctor, why I’m bruised
A bit scared with various contus-
ions please understand
I have things in hand
And my prostate
Has not experienced an inflate
I’m as healthy as a horse cock down there

It’s hard for me to wait
All day at the office I rate
Number one in sales
I hardly ever fail
I owe it all to my wife
Who takes away my strife
With a cat of nine tails

I’ll bring this story to an end
And suggest to you my friend
That if you need a reason for living
And can take the whipping
You’ll cum every night
And never fight
With a wife who is really a bully