By the shadows of the night

The owl and the pussy cat went to fuck
In a beautiful pea-green car,
They took some condoms and plenty of honey,
all wrapped up and ready to suck.

The owl looked up to the stars above,
and sang to his small guitar -
" O lovely pussy,O pussy my love,
what a sexy pussy you are,
                    
                  you are,
                  you are,
What a sexy pussy you are."
 
Pussy said to owl " You Stupid fowl!
look how you've gone and put it in!
It's back to front, and upside down
but do you have a cock ring?"

They fucked away for a year and a day,
to the land where orgasms reign,
until pussy became bored and said with a yawn,
" Get off me or I'll sharpen my claws!"

Said poor owl to his pussy cat love,
" Oh pray,don't do that to me!"
But pussy looked brightly and bared her teeth,
all pointy and sparkly white,
and she ate poor owl with a lick and a growl
in the dark shadows of the night,

                       the night,
                       the night,
By the dark shadows of the night.