tagErotic PoetryDr. Phallus & Mr. Hard-on !

Dr. Phallus & Mr. Hard-on !


The brainy Dr. Phallus
    Is soft & flaccid !
His nature is placid :
   But Alter-Ego Monsieur Hard-on !
All-Steel ; Butter Begone ;
   Erect , masculine , proud !
Unlike Dr. Phallus does Not wear
    An intellectual shroud !
Soft Dr. Phallus
    Knows Chastity Maximus !
Together synchronize :
    El Hard-on et Phallus wise !
Brahmachari Yogi
    Controls Penis wisely !
Achieves Nirvana ---
    Becomes more powerful
Than Obama !!
    Like Dr. Jekkyl
Et Mr. Hyde
    Flaccid or hard-fried ??
Or Bruce Banner
    & Hulk !?
Soft grey cells &
   Musculature Bulk !
From time immemorial :
   There have been
Many a bard --
    Who have penned ode
To Soft 'n Harddddd!!!!

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