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Click hereSung to the Christmas song "Tis the Season."
My girl acts just like a Hoover,
Fa la la la la, la la, la, la!
She said no one understood her,
Fa la la la la, la la, la, la!
She's a vacuum, with mouth or womb,
Fa la la la la la la, la, la, la!
When she drains me, I am empty,
Fa la la la la, la la, la, la!
My girl knows how to use her lips,
Fa la la la la, la la, la, la!
And she knows how to use her hips,
Fa la la la la, la la, la, la!
She is something, when she's pumping,
Fa la la la la la la, la, la, la!
She will do me, til I can't see,
Fa la la la la, la la, la, la!
My girl's pussy is a treasure,
Fa la la la la, la la, la, la!
And I'll eat out my full measure,
Fa la la la la, la la, la, la!
I will lick it, inside her split,
Fa la la la la la la, la, la, la!
I'll eat her cream, and make her scream,
Fa la la la la, la la, la, la!
My girl's pussy sets me on fire,
Fa la la la la, la la, la, la!
She makes my cock feel like hot wire,
Fa la la la la, la la, la, la!
When it's inside, it's getting fried,
Fa la la la la la la, la, la, la!
While I'm shooting, we're both hooting,
Fa la la la la, la la, la, la!
My girl's buns are creamy smooth meat,
Fa la la la la, la la, la, la!
They're just right and scrumptiously sweet,
Fa la la la la, la la, la, la!
And in her crack, I'll find a snack,
Fa la la la la la la, la, la, la!
I'll use my tongue, til I get done,
Fa la la la la, la la, la, la!
My girl likes to get her ass stuffed,
Fa la la la la, la la, la, la!
She knows that my cock won't get rough,
Fa la la la la, la la, la, la!
She loves my cum, to fill her bum,
Fa la la la la la la, la, la, la!
And when I'm done, she'll say "That's fun!"
Fa la la la la, la la, la, la!!