- Erotic Poetry
- Fat Albert's Decline!
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Poor Fat Albert had a real big problem,
His fat gut was always in the way.
When he'd get naked, and want to play house,
His fat belly wouldn't let him play!
When he got a hard on, it was like steel,
And he'd start to chase the girl around.
His bouncing belly knocked his hard on soft,
And then his erect cock would go down!
He tried to wear a corset, for some help,
And at first he thought he'd made a hit.
But he barely got started with a step,
When he felt the corset tear, and split!
Fat Albert didn't want to give up yet,
So he made a harness with some rope.
It worked a few minutes, til it broke,
And this caused him to give up all hope!
Fat Albert's frustration got out of hand,
And the poor fat bellied boy felt glum.
The fat boy had to give up what he liked,
And he slowly declined to a bum!!
- COMMENTS
Christina O. Leighover 19 years agoYou're a trip in a half, LOL! AH! I tripped on the flow a little but your humor is what I love :)
Keep making me laugh! Hoot, hoot!!
twelveooneover 19 years agoI don't know if I really want those images in my head
Another icon from the vast waistland thrashed
Sad, secret afterlives of has-been cartoon characters revealed
I wish I would have thought of it
Well, well-done
LilDarlinover 19 years agoWhat a err funny lil poem. I felt so bad for him. Yet could not stop myself from a snicker or too.
All his methods failing him.
Poor thing.(ya have to grin here)..
Loved the poem. Somehow I feel so bad about laughing at this.
Those laughs just err slipped out without my consent.(giggles).
More Please~~!!
still chuckling at this poor man....~~
