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Film Buff Ch. 08


DISCLAIMER: None of this is true. I do not own any of the films mentioned.

A/N: I have pretty much finalised the scenes and women I'm going to be using in the coming chapters, I should have all the right ones in there. But if there's something you're worried I might miss then don't be afraid to suggest something.


Red Hair.

Pale Face.

I awoke with a start.

I glanced over at the screaming phone and contemplated whether it was worth picking it up or not. I decided to risk it and pick up the phone; I was in a good mood after having fucked so many gorgeous celebrities yesterday.

'Hello,' I answered.

'It's your sister!' I recoiled from the phone slightly.

'Oh... yes?'

'What the fuck is wrong with you?' She questioned.

'A great many things, which in particular are you bringing to my attention this morning sis?'

'I can't believe you messed up that date last night! She was a nice girl and perfect for you!'

'Perfect is a bit of an overstatement...'

'Whatever man, I hooked up with an interview for a job today.'

'Job? Today?'

'Yes! So get your act together.'

'Sis I can't-'

'Don't want to hear it, I'll text you the details.'

The phone clicked, she hung up. I had no idea what I was going to do. I was very happy working at the lab, to the point where maybe I wasn't that interested in getting another job in film journalism. This was going to be a very tough decision...

I pulled up to the lab bright and early, just like Hal had suggested, with the thought of going to a job interview later still on my mind. Something was weighing me down as I walked up the familiar steps to enter Hal's office, the rest of my life lay in the palm of my hands, was I going to squeeze or was I going to let it get away?

'Ah, you made it... and on time today,' Hal said. 'This is a nice change.'

'Hal, I have a job interview today... do you think I should go?' I asked.

'I think you should do whatever it is you want to do,' he answered.

'Yeah but, do you think it's a good idea?'

'Well, honestly I would prefer to have you here today, there is a lot more I'd like to test out, and you leaving early would put that at risk... if you do then I might have to start looking for a new subject...'

That was all the convincing I needed.

'Strap me in Hal, I'm here for the full day!'

Before long I found myself standing in front of a hotel room door, what was on the other side I didn't know. I did know that it was pretty likely going to be some incredibly hot film character who was keen to have sex with me. The fact that it was a hotel room door doesn't really narrow it down for me, it turns out a lot of sex scenes happen in hotel rooms.

The door opened not long after I knocked on it, revealing the gorgeous mid-2000s Angelina Jolie standing in it wearing nothing but a bathrobe. My eyes nearly popped out of my head, I had fucked a lot of actresses at this point, but none as iconic as this. The fact that she was in her prime too, was a dream come true, this was clearly the film 'Taking Lives', a pretty shitty film if you ask me, but one with an incredibly hot sex scene with Angelina Jolie, so that justifies it's place on my DVD shelf.

She just stared at me, a beautiful smile appearing out from her amazing lips. Thank God I didn't have to say anything, because I don't think I could have. I started to walk towards her as she made her way backwards. I just openly gawked at her body the entire way back, her perfect breasts, her figure; it was truly something to marvel. She blinked, her soft luscious eyes fluttered for a moment, I could take it no more.

I threw my arms around her and kissed her deeply; she then grabbed the back of my head and reciprocated with enthusiasm. I couldn't control my hands as they felt all over her body, quickly rested on her nice ass. Our tongues swirled together, doing a dance of passion, soon I pulled my hands away from their resting place and pulled back to get another good look at her.

I slowly pulled her robe off, revealing her pert breasts, they were big and had just the right amount of sag. They certainly live up to the hype surrounding them, these were the breasts I had jacked off thinking about for most of my life. Not just me, but I can't imagine any male out there who's heard of her who hasn't jacked off thinking about these tits at least once. And here I was, the film journalist who gave her latest mainstream release a horrible rating, staring right at her famous boobs.

I kiss her again, this time making sure to keep my hands touching her now fully exposed breasts. She seemed to enjoy the attention I was giving to her tits because she was now moaning into my mouth, although this could be because my covered erection was resting quite nicely against her sopping wet pussy.

While I continued to pay an extreme amount of attention to her tits, she made the move to finally take my jeans off. Starting with the zipper, it seemed like she couldn't get them off fast enough. Finally she removed my belt and pulled my jeans down far enough that I could wiggle them off completely. As I stood out of my jeans and kicked them to the side, she pulled my boxers down exposing my cock, now hard as pure steel.

I don't think I could ever describe the feeling I experienced as I shoved my cock inside Angelina Jolie's vagina, but I think I'll still try. It was like the first time I had ever entered a vagina, it was like losing my virginity all over again except this time it was with Angelina Jolie. If this was the last pussy I ever got to fuck, if this was the last moment I could spend on earth, I would be happy knowing that I at least got the tip of my cock inside Angelina Jolie's glorious pussy.

I managed to get quite a bit more inside than just the tip though, I quickly shoved my entire cock inside of her, slamming to her hard against the wall we were standing by. The moment I penetrated her I shoved my tongue into her mouth as well, forcing her to moan loudly. She moved to the side a bit so as to rest herself onto a nearby bench.

I silently thanked her for this because it made my range of entry that much more larger, which increased the rate and depth I was able to fuck her in. Before long she was sitting on the bench entirely, she was grabbing onto the sides for balance as I now leaned in closer in order to shove my face in her tits while I pounded her.

As this continued I also was able to inch my way onto the bench with her, making sure to check that it could handle my weight little by little before fully committing to each move. Before long I was completely on top of her slamming into her pussy harder than ever. She grabbed the back of my head and forced me down to kiss and like her tits yet again; I had a feeling that this was something she was particularly into.

Her fondness for having her tits felt gave me an idea. I pulled out of her vagina and crawled up her body so that I was now straddling her stomach. She seemed to understanding instantly what I was going for because she squeezed her tits together without having to be told. I grabbed the sides of the bench and started to fuck her tits with great purpose.

She seemed to be an expert on the procedure because she automatically opened her mouth when my cock got near it which allowed my swelling cock to enter inside it without any hesitance. On the way back out she even made sure to give it a sloppy lick. This is something she was able to repeat each and every single time I fucked her breasts.

I could feel that this wasn't going to last much longer so I stopped fucking her tits and rebalanced myself so my cock was inches away from her mouth.

'Pucker up!' I shouted as I started to jack my cock off, aiming now at her puckered lips.

Instantly cum started shooting out of the tip of my cock and all over her awaiting lips, it was easily the sexiest thing I had ever seen. As she licked around her lips taking in all of the cum in one go, I wondered if anything was ever going to top this. Had I reached my peak of celebrity sexiness too soon? For a moment I hated Hal for forcing this on me so quickly, but it was only a short moment, because I realised that there was no way this was the peak, there were still so many impossibly hot women in incredibly sexy films that I had yet to fuck.

I couldn't ponder too long because before I knew it I was standing in a bedroom staring at Kate Hudson who was wearing a white shirt and brown panties, and looked like she was just about to throw me onto the bed and have her way with me. Which she did so, almost instantly, it looked like this was going to be another easy ride with little effort to bed.

She climbed on top of me, I instantly took action and grabbed her famous ass. It was just as great as the rumours had implied. As I felt her ass up, she took that time to remove her top, exposing to me her small breasts caged in an almost redundant bra. That was okay because the main attraction with Kate Hudson wasn't her chest, it was more her tight, round ass and her come-fuck-me smile.

Speak of the devil, she gave me that famous smile right after helping me to remove my shirt. In an attempt to continue her mission to get me completely naked she unbuckled my belt and threw it across the room. After that she managed to pull my jeans down far enough for them to fall on the floor and ripped my boxers off revealing my cock.

Following suit I took her panties off and shoved my hard cock inside of her awaiting pussy. She starts to ride up and down as I pound her vagina in an upwards motion, which creates a wonderful force of pleasure in us. She digs her nails into my chest as she rides my deeply penetrating cock.

During this I start to slowly turn her around, until I am able to face her in a reverse cowgirl position, she seems to take this as an invitation to ride my cock even harder. There is something so sexy about watching a girl's back as she rides your cock. The cherry on top came as she turned her head around to shoot me that same smile as I continued to pound her pussy.

I took her bra off and threw it to the ground beside me, I couldn't really understand why a woman with such small breasts would even need a bra in the first place. My train of thought was cut off when she started to bend down, prompting me to sit up, positioning me to fuck her even deeper. She screamed in orgasm once this happened, and something inside me could tell that this wouldn't be the only time she would cum tonight.

She placed her hands on the ground and her legs up over my own, prompting me to stand up while holding her legs in the air. I continue to penetrate her from behind as I fucked her full on wheelbarrow style. She seemed to really enjoy this because she came again, this time squirting on my cock a little. I started to walk forward while she mimicked my movements while I continued to fuck her. This girl had really damned good balance all things considered.

Once we were a safe distance from the bed I placed her legs on the ground and she followed suit with her arms as I pulled my cock out of her. I bent down onto my knees taking her nice plump ass cheeks in my hands, slowly separating them. She started to say something but I couldn't hear her, I shoved my cock inside her asshole and she moaned loudly.

I slammed my cock hard into her asshole, pushing one hand onto her head and keeping the other firmly on her ass for leverage. It didn't take long for me to cum hard inside her asshole, but it felt like an eternity, it was pure bliss; her ass was so perfect that it was a joy to fuck. I thought about this as I stood up, leaving her on the ground to roll over and think about what had just occurred.

I waved her goodbye as I left the room and entered a long hallway filled with doors. This was strange, was I in 'The Matrix'? No way, what could I possibly want to fuck in 'The Matrix'? Carrie-Anne Moss? Maybe, but it didn't seem likely, I realised soon enough that anyone of these doors would take me to any film that I chose, I seemed to have stumbled upon the inner code of the machine itself.

'Hal, what's going on?' I asked.

'Sorry about this, I'm just recalibrating something, I should be finished soon, just walk down the halls until I tell you it's okay to walk through a door,' Hal's voice replied.

'What happens if I walk through one without your signal?'

'I don't know, and I don't want to find out.'

Fair enough, I didn't want to rock the boat, who knows what could happen if something went wrong. I passed the time by thinking about how the machine was changing, it seemed like it was taking less and less convincing to bed these girls, and they seemed to be quite willing to fulfil my desires. Angelina Jolie somehow knew I wanted to tit-fuck her, well more, the machine knew I would want to tit-fuck her so it made her tits sensitive.

I had a feeling that the machine was somehow able to calibrate itself to my specific desires, which meant that it was learning what turned me on. This made me start to wonder about artificial intelligence, was this machine starting to think? What did this mean for humanity? What did this mean for me? I was trapped in her now, with a machine that seemed to have acquired a small amount of sentience. What if-

'It's ready now!'

I instantly lost my train of thought. This didn't matter because I had a brand new door to walk into, and inside was another bedroom, but instead of Kate Hudson staring back at me, it was Mary Elizabeth Winstead, with dyed pink hair and a black bra.

'Dude, I'm changing!' She said.

I covered my eyes to be polite.

'I was cold.'

'Are you cold now?' She asked.

I opened my eyes and she was standing right in front of me, still in her bra and now with her skirt removed. I held her in my arms.


I took my shirt off as we moved closer to the bed, I laid back down and removed my jeans while she licked her lips. Once my jeans were completely removed she climbed on top of me and started to kiss me on the lips. She was so pretty, and her lips were so soft, I couldn't help but gently caress her cheeks. Something about her made me not want to be too rough with her like I had been with the previous girls; there was an aura of innocence that I wanted to protect.

Her hand started to travel down my body as my tongue penetrated her mouth. I was so content with simply kissing her that I didn't even notice her hand rubbing the outside of my boxers. My dick started to harden underneath the gentle guidance of her stray hand, this was when I noticed. There was truly something special about this girl, something I couldn't quite put my finger on.

I felt sad as she broke away from our kiss, only to feel immense happiness as she began kissing down my chest. Her pink hair danced as she kissed her way down my body, it started to move upwards as she pulled her hands into my boxers, removing them with one quick manoeuvre. My cock was exposed and she looked back up at me and smiled, before poking her tongue out and licking my erect dick.

She was a girl who really knew how to take her time, she licked up and down the shaft of my cock with great care. She licked tiny circles around the tip of my dick, in order to maximise the pleasure I was feeling. She grabbed my shaft and started to lick the head of my cock fast, every now and again placing it on her mouth and sucking. Before long she had removed her hands from my cock and placed them underneath my balls, she slid my cock inside her mouth deeper as she did this.

I marvelled at her skill and the fact that she was able to keep complete eye-contact with my the entire time, it was truly something to marvel, as she did this, I realised what it was about this girl that was so special, the fact is, this was the type of girl that I could see myself with one day. If I had met her on the street, she's the type of girl who I would stop and talk to, before long I was imagining my entire life with her... I realised that this was just a fantasy though, and decided to take full advantage of my situation.

I gently lifted her head from my cock and looked into her eyes. She could see what I wanted, and she instinctively sat up and spread her legs out as I leaned my head down and made to remove her panties. Her vagina was beautiful, I couldn't contain myself as I dug right in, shoving my tongue deep into her pussy, containing absolutely none of the subtlety she had shown my cock earlier.

Evidently this seemed to be exactly what she wanted from me because she had placed her hands on the back of my head so was to prevent me from straying too far away from my mission to lick her pussy. After a moment though she lifted my head up and stared deep into my eyes again.

'Lay down,' she said.

Who was I to complain, I did so and she turned herself around, backing over me on all fours, stopping only once she could feel my face with her pussy. She rested it down directly into my mouth and I continued to eat her out as she took my cock in her hand engulfed a majority of it between her lips. My focus was primarily on getting her to cum with my tongue, but I couldn't help but get distracted by her blow-job, especially when she pulled it out and jacked it a little against her puckered lips.

We continued this until sooner rather than later she removed my cock from her mouth to let out a loud moan as she squirted a little on my face. Satisfied with her orgasm she began to work double time on my cock, sliding her mouth down further onto it until she was just about deep-throating it, being sure to massage my balls at the same time.

I knew I wouldn't last any longer at this rate, and I also knew I would regret it if I didn't put my cock in this amazing girls pussy at least once. So I motioned for her to stop sucking my cock and get up, which she did so. She turned herself around again until she was now facing me with her ass in the air, her pussy mere inches away from my cock. I let out a soft moan as she slid down onto my awaiting dick.

She drove it all the way inside her and rested on it for a moment while she took her bra off, finally revealing her beautiful tits to me. They weren't exceptionally large, but they were perfectly round and full. I grabbed them in my hands as she began to slide up and down my cock, slowly at first but picking up momentum as she went on.

I let go of her tits and instead brought them down to her ass, using them to help lift her pussy up and down my cock as she picked up the pace immensely. She brought her body down to touch mine and started to passionately kiss my on the mouth as I continued the process of helping her slam her pussy hard on my cock.

Suddenly it was coming to an end; I felt a strong pressure in my cock as she her pace slowed down to a crawl. She lifted herself up, before slamming her pussy down on my cock one last time as I came hard inside her. She rested her pussy over the top of my dick as rope after rope of semen spurted out of my dick into her awaiting pussy. We sat and cuddled as my cock softened inside her vagina, this continued for some time before I closed my eyes drifted off to sleep.

I was awoken by an obnoxious pat on the back.

'If you're too drunk to stay awake then you better beat it buddy!' The back patter yelled at me.

'No I'm not drunk, I just dozed for a second, sorry,' I said to the guy. He walked off shaking his head as if I was crazy.

I then realised why I must've seemed crazy because I had woken up inside of a fairly lively strip club, a place where no self-respecting straight man should be caught dozing off. I wasn't really sure what film I was in, it could be any film really, there so many that have strip clubs as settings.

I was sitting front row at an empty stage though, so I figured I would find out who was going to strip for me very soon. It could be Jessica Biel? I hoped not because I didn't find her to be particularly attractive. Maybe it was Lindsay Lohan? That also would be unappealing because the only time she played a stripper in a film was at a particularly disgusting phase of her career. A soft song started playing, and I refocused my attention towards the stage as the curtains pulled apart, revealing none other than Salma Hayek.

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