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The guys were at the door, with Chandler arguing.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &quot;I don't care, this is our apartment! And they stole - you STOLE it - our apartment, and we won that apartment fair and square, twice! And I am getting it back right now. I'm getting it back right now!&quot;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; Monica opened the door to let the guys in. &quot;All right,&quot; Rachel said, &quot;We figured you might respond this way, so we have a back up offer.&quot;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; Chandler objected. &quot;Oh no-no-no, no more offers. You can't offer anything to us!&quot;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; Rachel and Monica glanced at each other. &quot;Let us keep the apartment and...&quot; Rachel offered, and Monica continued, &quot;And as a thank you, Rachel and I will kiss for one minute.&quot;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; Chandler and Joey looked at each other. &quot;Deal!&quot; They ran to the couch and sat down.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; Rachel and Monica walked to the other side of the coffee table and faced each other. Rachel took off her light brown zip-up sweatshirt. Monica put her hands on Rachel's waist, who put hers on Monica's upper arms. Rachel cleared her throat.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &quot;Hee hee. This is gonna be good.&quot; Joey said.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &quot;Just start the clock,&quot; Rachel snapped.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &quot;Oooo, saucy,&quot; Chandler teased, evoking looks of irritation from both girls.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &quot;Ok... GO!&quot;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; The girls brushed lips tentatively, looking into each others eyes, trying to gauge each other's reaction. Then they began to kiss. They closed their eyes. Gentle kisses turned more passionate, as Rachel took Monica's face in her hands. After a bit more time, Rachel slid one hand down Monica's arm. She guided her friend's hand up to her breast. Monica didn't fight it at all, and gently caressed the curve of Rachel's tit.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &quot;Do you see that?&quot; Joey whispered to Chandler, who whispered back. &quot;If you draw attention to it, it might stop.&quot;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; Both girls were becoming more aroused. Rachel ran her fingers through her roommate's short black hair. Monica slid her hand under Rachel's white T-shirt. As it lifted up, the guys saw that Rachel wasn't wearing a bra. Rachel's body shuddered and she giggled as her friend's palm brushed across her pert nipple. Both girls smiled and continued making out.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &quot;Do you think they know we're still here?&quot; Joey asked Chandler. Chandler shushed him, his eyes never leaving their hot female friends.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; A few more seconds, and the girls stopped.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &quot;And I think... that's time,&quot; Monica said slightly out of breath, &quot;Oh, but we're not done yet. We want to make sure you NEVER say that this little show wasn't worth giving back our apartment.&quot;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; Rachel took off her t-shirt as Monica knelt in front of her, sliding her tight black pants to the floor. Rachel stepped out of them, and turned to face the guys. She was wearing only a white thong, brown ankle boots, and little white anklet socks. She walked over to the guys, standing between them and the coffee table. Monica sat down behind her on the table. Rachel bent over at the waist putting her hands on the guys' thighs. She slid them up to the obvious bulges in their pants.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &quot;I see you both like what you've seen. I bet you want to be jacking off right now,&quot; Rachel teased them seductively.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &quot;Yes, please,&quot; Chandler replied and both men took out their rods. They looked at Monica. Her eyes peeked out above Rachel's shapely ass. They couldn't see her mouth, but they could tell she was smiling. Both of them started stroking.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; Monica pulled her friend's thong to the side and began lapping at her pussy lips. Rachel feigned a surprised gasp, as she looked over her shoulder.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &quot;Why, Monica! Whatever are you doing?&quot;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; Monica caressed Rachel's taut ass. &quot;Well Rachel, I'm showing you how much I like having you as my roommate,&quot; she replied with an equally feigned tone before going back to her oral duties.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &quot;Nice touch,&quot; Chandler encouraged, realizing that the dialog was for their benefit. Rachel smiled and winked at him.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; Rachel eyed the hard cocks in front of her, but quickly all her attention was taken by the sensation in her pussy.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &quot;Oh, yeah, Mon... that feels good... yeah, like that... lick me.&quot;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; Her words were all real this time. Monica had the flat of her tongue on Rachel's shaved cunt, and was licking up and down, catching her clit with each pass. Monica began probing the tip of her tongue past the labia, and into Rachel's puss. Rachel's eyes rolled back in her head.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &quot;Oh GOD, that feels so good.&quot;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; Monica was caressing her friend's body as she pleasured her. Beautiful round ass, sexy slim legs, perfect breasts hanging there. Monica briefly stopped licking.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &quot;I'm getting SO WET!&quot;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; She caressed her own body as she was doing Rachel with her tongue. Cupping and rubbing her own breasts. Caressing her abdomen... thighs... inside thighs... crotch.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; Her service to Rachel was having the desired effect, as evidenced by her moans. She could tell that her beautiful roommate was coming close to orgasm. Rachel's eyes were closed and she was now masturbating Chandler and Joey, one dick on each hand.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; Monica grabbed Rachel's thighs and used them for leverage as she moved her head forward and back, thrusting her tongue in and out of her roomie's tight cunt.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &quot;SHHHHIT, YES!&quot; Rachel screamed, &quot;Don't stop, Mon. Please don't stop. Do it like that. Tongue-fuck me!&quot;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; Rachel's long honey-blonde hair and breasts swayed in rhythm with Monica's head.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; Rachel moaned louder, &quot;Uuuunnnnhhh.... uuunnnnnhh.... OOOOOHHHH... I'M CUMMING!!!&quot;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; She stopped stroking the guys, simply holding their dicks tightly as she climaxed. As her orgasm began to subside, Monica brought her back down by kissing and licking her ass and legs.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &quot;MY TURN!&quot; Monica jumped up and yelled.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &quot;Ya gotta gimme a minute, hun.&quot; Rachel gasped. She stood and kissed her best friend. &quot;Mon, that was so GOOD!&quot;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; Monica started to unbuckle her belt. &quot;Wait a minute, hun. Turn around.&quot; Monica did so and Rachel hugged her from behind, reaching around and undoing her belt, button, and zipper. &quot;Now bend over a bit. I want them to see your tight little butt.&quot;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; The guys had a view from the side as Rachel peeled her dark-grey jeans from her body. She turned her friend so Chandler and Joey would have a clear view of her back side. No panties. Not even a thong was in the way.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &quot;Doesn't she have the cutest little ass?&quot; Rachel asked as she rubbed Monica's cheeks. Both guys stammered agreement, their unattended dicks still at attention.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; Monica stepped up onto the table and turned around to face the guys. She wore nothing but midcalf-length boots and a tight dark-brown V-neck top with a thin gold necklace and bauble. Monica's petite body was enough to get the boys masturbating again. Slim hips, sexy legs. She spread her feet shoulder-width apart. Her little tuft of hair was trimmed into narrow strip, and her clit slightly protruded through her pussy lips.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; Rachel sat below her, also facing the guys, and leaned her head back between Monica's legs. She reached her tongue up and flicked it across her clit a few times. Monica's body shivered.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; Rachel went back to the prepared dialog. &quot;Gee, roomie... what do you want me to do? With you standing there like that?&quot;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; Monica was too aroused to play along. &quot;I don't care... anything... lick me, finger me... do whatever you want.&quot;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; Rachel gently rubbed Monica's clitoris, then slowly slid her middle finger up into her roommate's cunt. Monica had been holding her breath, and she let out an erotic moaning exhale. She spread her legs a bit more.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; Rachel leaned back again, and licked Monica's clit as she finger-fucked her. Monica's body tensed up and she caressed her breasts, abdomen, and ass as she focused on the dual sensations that were being given to her. She panted, &quot;Ohhhh.... ohhhh... oh that's good. Oh yeah, Rach. Just like that. Oh, Rach.&quot;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; She was coming closer to climax, and Rachel turned around to kneel on the table in front of her. She buried her face between Monica's legs. Monica looked down at her best friend, and their eyes locked for a moment. Monica raised up on her tip-toes and held Rachel's head in place.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &quot;Lick it, Rachel. Lick it. Now suck it. Suck my clit. Yeah... yeah... fuck my pussy. Put your finger all the way in.&quot;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; Rachel followed her directions. She wanted this to be the best orgasm her friend ever had.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; Monica's head was up, eyes closed. Her beautiful mouth was open, but pulsing slightly closed with each panting breath, like a fish out of water. But both guys could tell Monica was certainly in her element. The girls were giving them the most erotically beautiful image either man had seen.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; Monica was hanging on the edge of an orgasm. Her body was tense and slightly shaking. Then suddenly she let go, and came, screaming Rachel's name.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; She nearly fell, but Rachel caught her, and continued rubbing her clit, slower and slower, to bring her friend down. Monica's body was weak, and Rachel helped her down off the coffee table. She stood, holding her, kissing her head and brushing Monica's hair from her eyes.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &quot;You ok, sweetie? Ya liked that, did ya?&quot;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; All Monica could pant was, &quot;Oh yeah. Wow!&quot; She regained her breath, and tried to clear her head and come back to earth.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; Rachel addressed the guys, &quot;So, I trust that that is enough of a 'thank you'.&quot;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &quot;No, no, no,&quot; Joey protested, &quot;You're not gonna leave us like this.&quot;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; Chandler agreed, &quot;Yeah, this hard-on isn't going away on it's own.&quot;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &quot;Oh all right,&quot; Rachel replied, &quot;What do you want to do?&quot;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; Joey looked a bit embarrassed, &quot;I wanna cum on Monica.&quot;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &quot;WHAT?&quot; Monica protested.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &quot;Me too,&quot; said Chandler.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &quot;Why me? Why not Rachel? She's more of a slut.&quot;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; Rachel looked at her shocked. &quot;Hey! Oh, you're right,&quot; she said grudgingly.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; Chandler explained. &quot;Well, Rachel's incredible. But you Monica, watching you on that table... oh... my... god!&quot;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; Monica gave them that shy little look when she loved a complement. &quot;I was pretty hot, wasn't I? Ok, but let me take off my top. I don't want to get anything on it.&quot; She removed her tight shirt.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &quot;What about your bra, Mon?&quot; Rachel asked.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &quot;Eh. They can cum on it all they want. It's a throw-away. So are we talking breasts, stomach, what?&quot;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &quot;Nope,&quot; Joey answered, &quot;face.&quot;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &quot;WHAT?&quot;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; Chandler agreed, &quot;Oh yes, it has to be the face.&quot;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &quot;Oh, all right,&quot; Monica whined, &quot;So now what?&quot;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &quot;Well, lay on the table,&quot; Rachel directed, &quot;and I'll get them off. You're first, Joe.&quot;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; Monica laid on her back across the table. &quot;So I just lie here?&quot;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &quot;Well Mon,&quot; Joey suggested, &quot;you'd probably enjoy it more if you got into it, if ya know what I mean.&quot;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; Joey knelt by the side of Monica's head. Rachel stood beside him and started stroking his cock. Monica looked up at the thick dick above her face, and licking her lips, began rubbing her clit. Rachel talked dirty while jacking him off.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &quot;Isn't she beautiful? Look at those blue eyes. Perfect features. Look at that gorgeous face. You just want to cum on it, don't you? Wouldn't she be more beautiful with your cum on her face?&quot;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; Rachel could tell by the throbbing in his dick that Joey was about to cum. She pointed his cock down at Monica and jacked it faster. Monica laid there eyes closed, frigging her pussy, unaware of the impending facial. Joey let go and gave several strong spurts of cum across her face. When he was done, he sat down and Chandler took his place.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &quot;Are you going to talk to me too?&quot;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &quot;Oh, you know it, baby. I've got something special for you.&quot;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; She started stroking him and continued, &quot;So you liked seeing Monica get eaten out by a woman, huh? Especially since it was me? She tasted so good, Chandler,&quot; Rachel said, almost whispering as she gave Chandler his hand job.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &quot;Oh Rach,&quot; Monica moaned as she fingered herself.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; Rachel continued. &quot;Remember that Thanksgiving in college, when you saw Monica in that tight black dress. All thin and sexy, just out of high school. You wanted to fuck her then, didn't you. I know you did. I bet you never thought you'd ever see me eating her pussy.&quot; Chandler was groaning in pleasure at the memory.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &quot;But look at her now. Look how hot she is. She's so horny. She wants it, Chandler. She wants you to cum on her. Look at that gorgeous little raven-haired slut. Maybe she'll even let you cum in her mouth.&quot;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; Monica had brought herself very close to orgasm. &quot;My mouth... I want it in my mouth...&quot;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; Chandler leaned over her, getting the head of his cock close to Monica's open mouth. Rachel kept whispering and stroking him.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &quot;Can you cum for me, baby? Can you cum in Monica's mouth? I want to see you cum in her mouth. Look at her waiting for you, Chandler... it's Monica... you've wanted to do this for years... now cum, baby... can you cum? Can you cum for Monica?&quot;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; Just then, Monica climaxed, screaming. At this, Chandler shot his entire load into her mouth. Monica sucked the head, getting every drop out, her orgasm just beginning to subside.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; The guys got dressed and walked with Rachel to the door. Monica headed to the bathroom. &quot;I'm gonna take a shower. I've got boy-cum on me,&quot; she teased.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; As Rachel closed the door behind them, Chandler asked, &quot;Uh, Rach, how much of that was planned?&quot;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; She paused. &quot;Well, you just think about that one in your rooms tonight, and see what you 'come' up with. Oh, and guys... I'm going to go join Monica in the shower. Think about that too. 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test="/page/body/story/@category = 27"> <link media="only screen and (max-device-width: 480px)" href="/cssv2/i-phone.css" type="text/css" rel="stylesheet"/> </xsl:if> <link rel="stylesheet" href="/sc/css/base-print/{$page-version}.css" type="text/css" media="print"/> </xsl:when> <xsl:otherwise> <!-- please, update short version above --> <link rel="stylesheet" href="/cssv2/base.css?{$page-version}" type="text/css"/> <link rel="stylesheet" href="/cssv2/cmn.css?{$page-version}" type="text/css"/> <link rel="stylesheet" href="/cssv2/common_story_v15.css?{$page-version}" type="text/css" media="all"/> <link rel="stylesheet" href="/cssv2/b-pager.css?{$page-version}" type="text/css" media="all"/> <link rel="stylesheet" href="/cssv2/common_story_webtv.css?{$page-version}" type="text/css" media="tv"/> <xsl:if test="$page = /page/body/story/@nr_pages"> <link rel="stylesheet" href="/cssv2/addtofavs_v15.css?{$page-version}" type="text/css" media="all"/> <link rel="stylesheet" href="/cssv2/voting.css?{$page-version}" type="text/css" media="all"/> <link rel="stylesheet" href="/cssv2/b-s-story-list.css?{$page-version}" type="text/css" media="all"/> <link rel="stylesheet" href="/cssv2/reccomments.css?{$page-version}" type="text/css" media="all"/> </xsl:if> <xsl:comment><![CDATA[[if lte IE 6]>]]><xsl:if test="$page = /page/body/story/@nr_pages">&lt;link rel="stylesheet" href="/cssv2/addtofavs_ie6_v15.css?<xsl:value-of select="$page-version"/>" type="text/css" media="all" /&gt;&lt;link rel="stylesheet" href="/cssv2/voting_ie6.css?<xsl:value-of select="$page-version"/>" type="text/css" media="all" /&gt;&lt;link rel="stylesheet" href="/cssv2/relatedstories_ie6.css?<xsl:value-of select="$page-version"/>" type="text/css" media="all" /&gt;&lt;link rel="stylesheet" href="/cssv2/series_ie6.css?<xsl:value-of select="$page-version"/>" type="text/css" media="all" /&gt;<!-- &lt;link rel="stylesheet" href="/cssv2/sharethis_ie6.css?<xsl:value-of select="$page-version" />" type="text/css" media="all" /&gt; -->&lt;link rel="stylesheet" href="/cssv2/reccomments_ie6.css?<xsl:value-of select="$page-version"/>" type="text/css" media="all" /&gt;</xsl:if>&lt;link rel="stylesheet" href="/cssv2/base-ie6.css?<xsl:value-of select="$page-version"/>" type="text/css" media="all" /&gt;<![CDATA[<![endif]]]></xsl:comment> <xsl:comment><![CDATA[[if IE 7]>]]><xsl:if test="$page = /page/body/story/@nr_pages">&lt;link rel="stylesheet" href="/cssv2/addtofavs_ie7_v15.css?<xsl:value-of select="$page-version"/>" type="text/css" media="all" /&gt;&lt;link rel="stylesheet" href="/cssv2/voting_ie7.css?<xsl:value-of select="$page-version"/>" type="text/css" media="all" /&gt;&lt;link rel="stylesheet" href="/cssv2/series_ie7.css?<xsl:value-of select="$page-version"/>" type="text/css" media="all" /&gt;<!-- &lt;link rel="stylesheet" href="/cssv2/sharethis_ie6.css?<xsl:value-of select="$page-version" />" type="text/css" media="all" /&gt; -->&lt;link rel="stylesheet" href="/cssv2/reccomments_ie7.css?<xsl:value-of select="$page-version"/>" type="text/css" media="all" /&gt;</xsl:if>&lt;link rel="stylesheet" href="/cssv2/base-ie7.css?<xsl:value-of select="$page-version"/>" type="text/css" media="all" /&gt;<![CDATA[<![endif]]]></xsl:comment> <xsl:comment><![CDATA[[if IE 8]>]]>&lt;link rel="stylesheet" href="/cssv2/base-ie8.css?<xsl:value-of select="$page-version"/>" type="text/css" media="all" /&gt;<![CDATA[<![endif]]]></xsl:comment> <script type="text/javascript" src="/jsv2/jquery-1.4.2.min.js?{$page-version}"/> <script type="text/javascript" src="/jsv2/cmn.js?{$page-version}"/> <script type="text/javascript" src="/jsv2/jquery.tools.min.js?{$page-version}"/> <script type="text/javascript" src="/jsv2/jquery.scrollTo-min.js?{$page-version}"/> <script type="text/javascript" src="/jsv2/jquery.cookie.min.js?{$page-version}"/> <script type="text/javascript" src="/jsv2/autoresize.jquery.min.js?{$page-version}"/> <script type="text/javascript" src="/jsv2/user.js?{$page-version}"/> <script type="text/javascript" src="/jsv2/rltr.js?{$page-version}"/> <script type="text/javascript" src="/jsv2/rltr/classes/footer.js?{$page-version}"/> <script type="text/javascript" src="/jsv2/rltr/invoc/footer.js?{$page-version}"/> <xsl:if test="$page = /page/body/story/@nr_pages"> <script type="text/javascript" src="/jsv2/addtofavs-jq_v15.js?{$page-version}"/> <script type="text/javascript" src="/jsv2/votes-jq.js?{$page-version}"/> <script type="text/javascript" src="/jsv2/reccomments-jq.js?{$page-version}"/> </xsl:if> <script type="text/javascript" src="/jsv2/b-pager.js?{$page-version}"/> <script type="text/javascript" src="/jsv2/report.js?{$page-version}"/> <xsl:if test="/page/body/story/@category = 27"> <link media="only screen and (max-device-width: 480px)" href="/cssv2/i-phone.css" type="text/css" rel="stylesheet"/> </xsl:if> <link rel="stylesheet" href="/cssv2/base-print.css?{$page-version}" type="text/css" media="print"/> <xsl:if test="$type = &quot;illustra&quot;"> <link media="screen" rel="stylesheet" href="/cssv2/colorbox.css?{$page-version}"/> <script src="/jsv2/jquery.colorbox.min.js?{$page-version}"/> <script src="/jsv2/story-colorbox.js?{$page-version}"/> </xsl:if> </xsl:otherwise> </xsl:choose> </xsl:template> <xsl:template match="/page/body"> <body class="t-storypage font-set-1 c{current-category/@id} btoprel"> <xsl:call-template name="emergency-underbody"/> <div id="fb-root"/> <div id="w" class="top-b"> <!-- ***************** Top Ad - Start ****************** --> <div class="big_link" id="b-top" style="width:100% !important;"> <ins data-revive-zoneid="40" data-revive-id="8ae265101a05bd53e45d50e5004a0297"/> </div> <!-- ***************** Top Ad - End ****************** --> <div id="root" class="ss2 story-{story/@id}"> <div class="b-sidebar"> <!-- <xsl:call-template name="rltr-common-sidebar" /> --> <xsl:if test="1 = 0"> <!-- disabled --> <div class="b-box b-user"> <div class="b-box-header"> <div class="b-user-avatar"> <a href="#"><img height="35" width="35" src="/imagesv2/avatar-mini-2.png"><xsl:attribute name="alt"><xsl:call-template name="i18n"><xsl:with-param name="key">Anonymous user</xsl:with-param><xsl:with-param name="hint"/></xsl:call-template></xsl:attribute></img></a> </div> <!-- <b></b> is IE7 hack element --> <div class="b-user-name"><a href="#"><xsl:call-template name="i18n"><xsl:with-param name="key">Anonymous user</xsl:with-param><xsl:with-param name="hint"/></xsl:call-template></a><b/></div> </div><!-- b-box-header --> <div class="b-box-body"> <p class="b-message-anonimous"> <small>Submit Your Story Now For <span style="color: red;">Free</span>:</small><br/> <a class="loginlink" href="/members/main.php">Login</a><span style="color: gray;"> or </span><a class="signuplink" href="/stories/signup.php">Sign Up</a> </p> <br/> <p> <a href="#">Edit Profile</a><xsl:text> </xsl:text><a class="logout-link" href="#">Logout</a> </p> </div><!-- b-box-body --> </div><!-- b-user --> </xsl:if> </div> <xsl:call-template name="header-logo"/> <div id="main" class="story"> <div id="content"> <div class="b-breadcrumbs"> <span class="ico"><a href="{$site-root}/index.php"><img src="/imagesv2/icons/i-home.gif" alt="tag"/></a></span> <xsl:choose> <xsl:when test="splited-index-special-h1"> <xsl:choose> <xsl:when test="$type = &quot;story&quot;"> <a href="/s/"><xsl:value-of select="splited-index-special-h1"/></a> </xsl:when> <xsl:when test="$type = &quot;poem&quot;"> <a href="/p/"><xsl:value-of select="splited-index-special-h1"/></a> </xsl:when> <xsl:when test="$type = &quot;illustra&quot;"> <a href="/i/"><xsl:value-of select="splited-index-special-h1"/></a> </xsl:when> </xsl:choose> </xsl:when> <xsl:otherwise> <a href="{current-category/@cat-url}"><xsl:value-of select="current-category/name"/></a> </xsl:otherwise> </xsl:choose> <xsl:choose> <xsl:when test="$page &gt; 1"> <a href="{story/@url}"><xsl:value-of disable-output-escaping="yes" select="story/name"/></a> <xsl:call-template name="i18n"><xsl:with-param name="key">Page</xsl:with-param><xsl:with-param name="hint"/></xsl:call-template> <xsl:value-of select="$page"/> </xsl:when> <xsl:otherwise> <xsl:value-of disable-output-escaping="yes" select="story/name"/> </xsl:otherwise> </xsl:choose> </div> <div class="b-story-header"> <h1><xsl:value-of disable-output-escaping="yes" select="story/name"/></h1> <!-- "-y", "x-r15" and span with comment added to kill Android App --> by<span class="b-story-user-y x-r22"><span><xsl:comment> ! </xsl:comment></span><a href="{$site-root}/memberpage.php?uid={story/@author}&amp;page=submissions"><xsl:value-of disable-output-escaping="yes" select="author/name"/></a></span><span class="b-story-copy">©</span> </div> <!-- "-x", "x-r15" and div added to kill Android App --> <div class="b-story-body-x x-r15"><div> <p><xsl:value-of disable-output-escaping="yes" select="story/text"/></p> </div></div> <!-- **************** pager ***************** --> <div class="b-story-stats-block"> <!--<xsl:if test="$page = story/@nr_pages">--> <xsl:if test="not($preview)"> <p class="b-report-problem"><a class="b-report-problem-story" href="{$site-root}/report_story.php?id={story/@id}" rel="nofollow">Report Story</a></p> </xsl:if> <!--</xsl:if>--> <!-- "-y", "x-r50" and span with comment added to kill Android App --> by<span class="b-story-user-y x-r50"><span><xsl:comment> ! </xsl:comment></span><a href="{$site-root}/memberpage.php?uid={story/@author}&amp;page=submissions"><xsl:value-of disable-output-escaping="yes" select="author/name"/></a></span><span class="b-story-copy">©</span><xsl:text> </xsl:text> <xsl:apply-templates select="story-stats"/> </div> <div class="b-sidebar"> <!-- ******************* share ******************** --> <xsl:call-template name="share-love"/> <!-- ******************* related stories ******************** --> <xsl:if test="$page = story/@nr_pages"> <!--<xsl:call-template name="format1"/>--> <xsl:apply-templates select="relatedstories"/> </xsl:if> <!-- ******************* series stories ******************** --> <xsl:if test="$page = story/@nr_pages"> <xsl:apply-templates select="seriesstories"/> </xsl:if> <!-- ******************* tags ******************** --> <xsl:if test="tags"> <xsl:apply-templates select="tags"/> </xsl:if> <!-- ******************* bug report ******************** --> <xsl:if test="not($preview)"> <div class="b-box"> <div class="b-box-header"><h3>Report a Bug</h3></div> <div class="b-box-body"> <a href="/stories/quest/bugs.php?id=3&amp;url={story/@url4url}"><strong>Submit bug report</strong></a> </div><!-- b-box-body --> </div><!-- b-box --> </xsl:if> </div><!-- b-sidebar --> <div id="sbar-l-wrp"> <xsl:if test="story/pager"> <xsl:apply-templates select="story/pager"/> </xsl:if> <xsl:if test="$preview = &quot;preview&quot;"> <div id="preview-back"> <p>If you want to make changes or to publish story click "<strong>Go Back to Edit or Publish</strong>" button.</p> <form method="post"> <input type="hidden" name="return" value="{$preview-backurl}"/> <input type="hidden" name="storyid" value="{story/@id}"/> <input type="hidden" name="dummy"/> <input type="submit" class="i-button" name="edit" value="Go Back to Edit or Publish"/> </form> </div> </xsl:if> <!-- ******************* vote ******************** --> <xsl:if test="story[@allow_vote = 1] and $page = story/@nr_pages"> <xsl:if test="not($preview)"> <xsl:call-template name="vote"/> </xsl:if> </xsl:if> <!-- ***************** Add to favs buttons ****************** --> <xsl:if test="$page = story/@nr_pages"> <xsl:if test="not($preview)"> <div class="b-favorites c"> <xsl:if test="$type = &quot;story&quot;"> <span class="b-fav-button"> <a class="fav-add-button author" href="/stories/addtofavs.php?type=member&amp;id={story/@author}" rel="nofollow"> Favorite Author <!--<xsl:call-template name="i18n"><xsl:with-param name="key">Add author to favorites</xsl:with-param><xsl:with-param name="hint"/></xsl:call-template>--> </a><b class="olay"/> </span> <span class="b-fav-button"> <a class="fav-add-button story" href="/stories/addtofavs.php?type={$type}&amp;id={story/@id}" rel="nofollow"> Favorite Story <!--<xsl:call-template name="i18n"><xsl:with-param name="key">Add story to favorites</xsl:with-param><xsl:with-param name="hint"/></xsl:call-template>--> </a><b class="olay"/> </span> <p class="b-favorites-users"> <xsl:if test="count(favoritedusers) &gt; 0"> <img width="25" height="25" alt="heart" src="/imagesv2/addtofav/icon-heart.gif" class="heart"/> </xsl:if> <xsl:if test="count(favoritedusers) &lt; 1"> <img width="25" height="25" alt="heart" src="/imagesv2/addtofav/icon-heart-grey.gif" class="heart"/> </xsl:if> <xsl:if test="favoritedusers/@count &gt; 0"><a class="user-name"><xsl:attribute name="href"><xsl:value-of select="$site-root"/>/memberpage.php?uid=<xsl:value-of select="favoritedusers/user[1]/@id"/></xsl:attribute><xsl:value-of select="favoritedusers/user[1]"/></a></xsl:if> <xsl:if test="favoritedusers/@count &gt; 1">, <a class="user-name"><xsl:attribute name="href"><xsl:value-of select="$site-root"/>/memberpage.php?uid=<xsl:value-of select="favoritedusers/user[2]/@id"/></xsl:attribute><xsl:value-of select="favoritedusers/user[2]"/></a> </xsl:if> <xsl:if test="favoritedusers/@count &gt; 2"> and <span class="b-favorites-others"><xsl:attribute name="title"><xsl:value-of select="favoritedusers/user[3]"/><xsl:for-each select="favoritedusers/user"><xsl:if test="position() &gt; 3">, <xsl:value-of select="."/></xsl:if></xsl:for-each></xsl:attribute><xsl:value-of select="favoritedusers/@morecount"/> other people</span> </xsl:if> <xsl:if test="count(favoritedusers) &gt; 0">favorited this story!</xsl:if>  </p> </xsl:if> <xsl:if test="$type = &quot;poem&quot;"> <span class="b-fav-button"> <a class="fav-add-button author" href="/stories/addtofavs.php?type=member&amp;id={story/@author}" rel="nofollow"> Favorite Author <!--<xsl:call-template name="i18n"><xsl:with-param name="key">Add author to favorites</xsl:with-param><xsl:with-param name="hint"/></xsl:call-template>--> </a><b class="olay"/> </span> <span class="b-fav-button"> <a class="fav-add-button story" href="/stories/addtofavs.php?type={$type}&amp;id={story/@id}" rel="nofollow"> Favorite Poem <!--<xsl:call-template name="i18n"><xsl:with-param name="key">Add story to favorites</xsl:with-param><xsl:with-param name="hint"/></xsl:call-template>--> </a><b class="olay"/> </span> <p class="b-favorites-users"> <xsl:if test="count(favoritedusers) &gt; 0"> <img width="25" height="25" alt="heart" src="/imagesv2/addtofav/icon-heart.gif" class="heart"/> </xsl:if> <xsl:if test="count(favoritedusers) &lt; 1"> <img width="25" height="25" alt="heart" src="/imagesv2/addtofav/icon-heart-grey.gif" class="heart"/> </xsl:if> <xsl:if test="favoritedusers/@count &gt; 0"><a class="user-name"><xsl:attribute name="href"><xsl:value-of select="$site-root"/>/memberpage.php?uid=<xsl:value-of select="favoritedusers/user[1]/@id"/></xsl:attribute><xsl:value-of select="favoritedusers/user[1]"/></a></xsl:if> <xsl:if test="favoritedusers/@count &gt; 1">, <a class="user-name"><xsl:attribute name="href"><xsl:value-of select="$site-root"/>/memberpage.php?uid=<xsl:value-of select="favoritedusers/user[2]/@id"/></xsl:attribute><xsl:value-of select="favoritedusers/user[2]"/></a> </xsl:if> <xsl:if test="favoritedusers/@count &gt; 2"> and <span class="b-favorites-others"><xsl:attribute name="title"><xsl:value-of select="favoritedusers/user[3]"/><xsl:for-each select="favoritedusers/user"><xsl:if test="position() &gt; 3">, <xsl:value-of select="."/></xsl:if></xsl:for-each></xsl:attribute><xsl:value-of select="favoritedusers/@morecount"/> other people</span> </xsl:if> <xsl:if test="count(favoritedusers) &gt; 0">favorited this poem!</xsl:if>  </p> </xsl:if> <xsl:if test="$type = &quot;illustra&quot;"> <span class="b-fav-button"> <a class="fav-add-button author" href="/stories/addtofavs.php?type=member&amp;id={story/@author}"> Favorite Author <!--<xsl:call-template name="i18n"><xsl:with-param name="key">Add author to favorites</xsl:with-param><xsl:with-param name="hint"/></xsl:call-template>--> </a><b class="olay"/> </span> <span class="b-fav-button"> <a class="fav-add-button story" href="/stories/addtofavs.php?type={$type}&amp;id={story/@id}"> Favorite Illustrations <!--<xsl:call-template name="i18n"><xsl:with-param name="key">Add story to favorites</xsl:with-param><xsl:with-param name="hint"/></xsl:call-template>--> </a><b class="olay"/> </span> <p class="b-favorites-users"> <xsl:if test="count(favoritedusers) &gt; 0"> <img width="25" height="25" alt="heart" src="/imagesv2/addtofav/icon-heart.gif" class="heart"/> </xsl:if> <xsl:if test="count(favoritedusers) &lt; 1"> <img width="25" height="25" alt="heart" src="/imagesv2/addtofav/icon-heart-grey.gif" class="heart"/> </xsl:if> <xsl:if test="favoritedusers/@count &gt; 0"><a class="user-name"><xsl:attribute name="href"><xsl:value-of select="$site-root"/>/memberpage.php?uid=<xsl:value-of select="favoritedusers/user[1]/@id"/></xsl:attribute><xsl:value-of select="favoritedusers/user[1]"/></a></xsl:if> <xsl:if test="favoritedusers/@count &gt; 1">, <a class="user-name"><xsl:attribute name="href"><xsl:value-of select="$site-root"/>/memberpage.php?uid=<xsl:value-of select="favoritedusers/user[2]/@id"/></xsl:attribute><xsl:value-of select="favoritedusers/user[2]"/></a> </xsl:if> <xsl:if test="favoritedusers/@count &gt; 2"> and <span class="b-favorites-others"><xsl:attribute name="title"><xsl:value-of select="favoritedusers/user[3]"/><xsl:for-each select="favoritedusers/user"><xsl:if test="position() &gt; 3">, <xsl:value-of select="."/></xsl:if></xsl:for-each></xsl:attribute><xsl:value-of select="favoritedusers/@morecount"/> other people</span> </xsl:if> <xsl:if test="count(favoritedusers) &gt; 0">favorited this illustration!</xsl:if>  </p> </xsl:if> </div> </xsl:if> </xsl:if> <!-- ***************** comments ****************** --> <xsl:if test="$page = story/@nr_pages"> <xsl:if test="not($preview)"> <xsl:if test="(author/@allowfeedback = 1) or (story/@enable_comments = 1)"> <div id="tabs" class="b-tabs"> <dl> <xsl:if test="story/@enable_comments = 1"> <dt class="selected"><xsl:call-template name="i18n"><xsl:with-param name="key">Recent Comments</xsl:with-param><xsl:with-param name="hint"/></xsl:call-template></dt> <dd class="selected"> <div class="dd"><div class="b-tabs-content"> <xsl:apply-templates select="recent-comments/comments"/> </div></div> </dd> <xsl:call-template name="tabs-comment-form"/> </xsl:if> <xsl:if test="author/@allowfeedback = 1"> <xsl:call-template name="tabs-feedback-form"/> </xsl:if> </dl> </div><!-- b-tabs --> </xsl:if> </xsl:if> </xsl:if> </div><!-- #sbar-l-wrp --> </div><!-- #content --> </div><!-- #main --> </div><!-- #root --> <!-- ***************** Bottom Ad - Start ****************** --> <div class="big_link" id="b-bottom"> <div class="r1banner" data-zone-name="zone18" data-zone-id="18"/> </div> <!-- ***************** Bottom Ad - End ****************** --> </div><!-- #w --> <div id="b-footer"> <div class="r1banner" data-zone-name="zone42" data-zone-id="42"/> <xsl:call-template name="tags-footer"> <xsl:with-param name="mode"><xsl:if test="$type = &quot;story&quot;">stories</xsl:if><xsl:if test="$type = &quot;poems&quot;">poem</xsl:if></xsl:with-param> </xsl:call-template> </div><!-- #b-footer --> <xsl:call-template name="iphone-message"/> <xsl:call-template name="rltr-login-in-div"/> <script async="async" src="//poetry.literotica.com/www/delivery/asyncjs.php"/> <xsl:call-template name="r1-banner-init"/> </body> </xsl:template> <!-- **************** vote template ****************** --> <xsl:template name="vote"> <xsl:comment> // VOTING MODULE </xsl:comment> <div id="voting"> <form action="{$site-root-dynamic}/vote.php" method="post" id="voteform"> <div> <input type="hidden" name="storyid" value="{story/@id}"/> <input type="hidden" name="page" value="{$page}"/> <input type="hidden" name="pagehint" value="{$page}"/> <p id="votemsg"><xsl:call-template name="i18n"><xsl:with-param name="key">showstory-please-rate</xsl:with-param><xsl:with-param name="hint"/></xsl:call-template>:</p> <fieldset id="votefset"> <label for="v1">1</label> <input type="radio" name="vote" value="1" id="v1"/> <input type="radio" name="vote" value="2" id="v2"/> <input type="radio" name="vote" value="3" id="v3"/> <input type="radio" name="vote" value="4" id="v4"/> <input type="radio" name="vote" value="5" id="v5"/> <label for="v5">5 <span>(<xsl:call-template name="i18n"><xsl:with-param name="key">best</xsl:with-param><xsl:with-param name="hint">best mark</xsl:with-param></xsl:call-template>)</span></label> </fieldset> <input type="submit" name="Submit" id="submitbut"> <xsl:attribute name="value"><xsl:call-template name="i18n"><xsl:with-param name="key">Submit Vote</xsl:with-param><xsl:with-param name="hint"/></xsl:call-template></xsl:attribute> </input> </div> </form> <div id="votingform"><p id="v_caption">Please Rate This Submission:</p><ul id="v_list"><li><strong id="lv1" title="I Hated It!">1</strong></li><li><strong id="lv2" title="I Didn't Like It Much.">2</strong></li><li><strong id="lv3" title="Liked It - Keep On Writing.">3</strong></li><li><strong id="lv4" title="Really Liked It - Good Read!">4</strong></li><li><strong id="lv5" title="Loved It - One Of The Best!!">5</strong></li></ul><div id="loading"><img src="/imagesv2/voting/animation.gif" width="13" height="13" alt="Please wait"/></div></div> </div> <script type="text/javascript"> <xsl:comment> loadForm(<xsl:value-of select="story/@id"/>,<xsl:value-of select="$page"/>,<xsl:value-of select="$page"/>); //</xsl:comment> </script> <xsl:comment> // END OF VOTING MODULE </xsl:comment> </xsl:template> <!-- ************** tags template ******************* --> <xsl:template match="tags"> <div class="b-box"> <div class="b-box-header"> <h3>Tags For This Story<!--<xsl:call-template name="i18n"><xsl:with-param name="key">Story Tags For This Submission:</xsl:with-param><xsl:with-param name="hint">story-page-bottom</xsl:with-param></xsl:call-template>--></h3> </div> <div class="b-box-body"> <div class="b-s-story-tag-list"> <ul> <xsl:for-each select="tag"> <li><a href="{$site-root-tagsportal}/{name-encoded}"><xsl:value-of select="name"/></a><xsl:if test="position() &lt; last()"> – </xsl:if></li> </xsl:for-each> </ul> </div> </div> </div> </xsl:template> <!-- ************** related template ******************* --> <xsl:template match="relatedstories"> <xsl:if test="story"> <div class="b-box"> <div class="b-box-header"><h3>Similar stories</h3></div> <div class="b-box-body"> <!-- "rt-65" added to kill Android App --> <div class="b-s-story-list rt-65"> <ul> <xsl:for-each select="story"> <li> <h4><a href="{@url}" class="b-s-story-list-link"><xsl:value-of select="name" disable-output-escaping="yes"/></a></h4> by <a href="{$site-root}/memberpage.php?uid={@author}&amp;page=submissions" class="b-s-story-list-user"><xsl:value-of select="@author-username"/></a> <xsl:if test="@rate != &quot;x.xx&quot;">  <span class="b-s-story-rating"> <xsl:value-of select="@rate"/></span> </xsl:if> <xsl:if test="@comment-cnt &gt; 0">  <span class="b-s-story-comment"> <xsl:value-of select="@comment-cnt"/></span> </xsl:if> </li> </xsl:for-each> </ul> </div><!-- b-s-story-list --> </div><!-- b-box-body --> </div><!-- b-box --> </xsl:if> </xsl:template> <!-- ************** series template ******************* --> <xsl:template match="seriesstories"> <script type="text/javascript"> <xsl:comment> var series_page_count = <xsl:value-of select="@pages"/>; // </xsl:comment> </script> <div id="b-series" class="b-box"> <div class="b-box-header"><h3>Also in this series</h3></div> <div class="b-box-body"> <!-- "t-4ut" and div with comment added to kill Android App --> <div class="b-s-story-list t-4ut"><div><xsl:comment> // </xsl:comment></div> <xsl:apply-templates select="seriesstories-page"/> <!--<div class="b-pager">--> <!-- <span class="b-pager-prev"></span>--> <!-- <span class="b-pager-next"></span>--> <!-- <div class="b-pager-pages">--> <!-- <span class="b-pager-page">1</span>--> <!-- <span class="b-pager-active">2</span>--> <!-- </div>--> <!--</div>--> </div><!-- b-s-story-list --> <!--<xsl:if test="@pages &gt; 1">--> <!-- <div class="pager">--> <!-- Page:--> <!-- <xsl:if test="@pages &gt; 5">--> <!-- <span class="prev"><xsl:attribute name="onclick">seriesScrollPaging('left');</xsl:attribute>&lt;&lt;</span>--> <!-- </xsl:if>--> <!-- <xsl:for-each select="seriesstories-page">--> <!-- <span>--> <!-- <xsl:attribute name="onclick">seriesChangePage('<xsl:value-of select="@page" />');</xsl:attribute>--> <!-- <xsl:attribute name="id">series_pager_<xsl:value-of select="@page" /></xsl:attribute>--> <!-- <xsl:if test="@page = 1">--> <!-- <xsl:attribute name="class">current visible</xsl:attribute>--> <!-- </xsl:if>--> <!-- <xsl:if test="@page &gt; 1 and @page &lt; 6"><xsl:attribute name="class">visible</xsl:attribute></xsl:if>--> <!-- <xsl:if test="@page &gt; 5"><xsl:attribute name="class">hidden</xsl:attribute></xsl:if>--> <!-- <xsl:value-of select="@page" />--> <!-- </span>--> <!-- </xsl:for-each>--> <!-- <xsl:if test="@pages &gt; 5">--> <!-- <span class="next"><xsl:attribute name="onclick">seriesScrollPaging('right');</xsl:attribute>&gt;&gt;</span>--> <!-- </xsl:if>--> <!-- </div>--> <!--</xsl:if>--> </div><!-- b-box-body --> </div><!-- b-box --> </xsl:template> <xsl:template match="seriesstories-page"> <div class="frame"> <!--<xsl:attribute name="id">series_page_<xsl:value-of select="@page" /></xsl:attribute>--> <!--<xsl:if test="@page = 1"><xsl:attribute name="class">show</xsl:attribute></xsl:if>--> <!--<xsl:if test="@page != 1"><xsl:attribute name="class">hide</xsl:attribute></xsl:if>--> <ul> <xsl:for-each select="story"> <li> <!-- "i-18k" and comment added to kill Android App --> <h4><a href="{@url}" class="ser_link i-18k"><xsl:comment> t </xsl:comment><xsl:value-of select="name" disable-output-escaping="yes"/></a></h4> <xsl:text> </xsl:text> <span class="b-s-story-stats-block"> <xsl:if test="@rate != &quot;x.xx&quot;"> <xsl:text> </xsl:text><span class="b-s-story-rating"><xsl:value-of select="@rate"/></span> </xsl:if> <xsl:if test="@comment-cnt &gt; 0"> <xsl:text> </xsl:text><span class="b-s-story-comment"><xsl:value-of select="@comment-cnt"/></span> </xsl:if> </span> </li> </xsl:for-each> </ul> </div> </xsl:template> <!-- ************** 1format1 template ******************* --> <xsl:template name="format1"> <div class="b-1f1 slow-animation active-on-visible sen-05 template-5"> <p class="a-right small ad-name">advertisment</p> <div class="b-1f1-top"/> <div class="b-1f1-body"> <div class="b-1f1-ba"> <div class="b-1f1-ba-t"><em class="b-1f1-ba-tl"/><em class="b-1f1-ba-tr"/></div> <strong>related to this story:</strong><br/> <div class="big banner-text"> <a href="#">Pipedream Products Nipple</a><br/> <a href="#">Chain Clips Sex Toy Kit</a> </div> <div class="b-1f1-ba-b"><em class="b-1f1-ba-bl"/><em class="b-1f1-ba-br"/></div> </div> <div class="b-1f1-v-bar"> <p class="indent message"/> <div class="b-1f1-v"> <a href="#" class="button b-no"><span>No</span></a> <ul class="voting-bar"> <li class="vb-1"><a href="#"><span>1</span></a></li> <li class="vb-2"><a href="#"><span>2</span></a></li> <li class="vb-3"><a href="#"><span>3</span></a></li> <li class="vb-4"><a href="#"><span>4</span></a></li> <li class="vb-5"><a href="#"><span>5</span></a></li> </ul> <a href="#" class="button b-yes"><span>Yes</span></a> <p class="small tcenter voting-bar-rating">4.5</p> </div> </div> </div> <div class="b-1f1-bottom"/> </div> <div id="format1-banners"> <div id="format1-banner-1"><a href="#">Pipedream Products</a><br/><a href="#">Sex Toy Kit</a></div> <div id="format1-banner-2"><a href="#">Sex Toy 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test="$type = &quot;illustra&quot;"> <xsl:call-template name="i18n"><xsl:with-param name="key">There are no recent comments</xsl:with-param><xsl:with-param name="hint"/></xsl:call-template> <xsl:if test="@total &gt; 0">(<xsl:call-template name="i18n"><xsl:with-param name="key">n older comments</xsl:with-param><xsl:with-param name="hint"/><xsl:with-param name="param1"><xsl:value-of select="@total"/></xsl:with-param></xsl:call-template>)</xsl:if> - <a id="new-comment-link" href="{$site-root-dynamic}/make_comment.php?id={@story}" rel="nofollow"><xsl:call-template name="i18n"><xsl:with-param name="key">Click here to add a comment to this illustra</xsl:with-param><xsl:with-param name="hint"/></xsl:call-template></a> </xsl:when> </xsl:choose> <xsl:if test="@total &gt; 0"> <xsl:call-template name="i18n"><xsl:with-param name="key">or-conjunction</xsl:with-param><xsl:with-param name="hint"/></xsl:call-template> <span class="loadmorecomments"><xsl:call-template name="i18n"><xsl:with-param 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