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General Math!

byUncle Pervey©

"General Math" is the ONLY subject,
A "Normal" person ever NEEDS to know.
Just it's 4 MAIN PARTS and the FRACTIONS are,
Everything in "Math" that's NEEDED to go!

ALL the "Math" problems can be worked out with,
Just the "Addition" part and "Subtraction."
There are ALWAYS shortcuts, in ANY Math,
But the "Higher" Math leads to "Distraction!"

The average Male or Female in our land,
Just have NO Earthly USE for "Higher Math,"
Engineers and Scientists USE the "stuff,"
But it makes the REST of us CRAVE a BATH!

When we seek our fortunes, out in this world,
We do what's "right" and SOMETIMES face the "Wrath,"
ALL of us should show appreciation,
And give a LOUD "CHEER" for "General Math!!"

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