Getting a Ride

Damn, I HATE when my car breaks down. I looked for a phone to get some help, but none were to be found. Have to hitchhike, I suppose. I waited and waited, until I almost decided to walk to the nearest pay phone. Finally, I saw a nice looking car coming down the road. I put my thumb out and the driver seemed cordial enough to stop. She was GORGEOUS!

"Need a ride?"

"NAW, just thought I would stand here all night," I joked. She seemed to understand that I was, because she laughed.

"Well, I don't see a weapon on you, so, hop in.

"Thanks," I said as I opened the door and jumped in. "Names Bob."

"Hi, mines Susy." We shook hands and she drove off. "So where ya headed?"

"California, I'm meeting a friend. So, what do you do?"

"I...UM...AM...a Nightgal."

"A prostitute."

"I..yeah. I don't really wanna talk about it.

"It's ok, I really didn't mean to offend you."

"I don't do it every night, I'm not a slut, or anything, I just need money, and no one will hire me.

"I didn't call you that. I woulda thought you would get A LOT of clients, you're a VERY good looking gal."

"Well, thanks, I just got myself checked yesterday, I'm clean. No STD's."

"Um, all right."

"Sorry, I just thought that was what you were thinking."

"Not at all," ok, I lied. I sorta had a thing against prostitution. I thought they were all whores. However, Suzy seemed to be sweet. "Could you drop me off at the nearest hotel?" I wouldn't ask you to drive all the way to Cali."

"Sure. Theirs one a mile from here. By the way, what do you do?"

"I'm currently looking for work. I was an actor.:

"Cool, what have you been in?"

"Well, I, uh, have you seen "Dick Tracy?"

"Warren Beatty, sure, LOVE that movie, you were in it?"

"UH, no, not THAT movie, it, um, was a porno." I couldn't help but laugh.

"SOOO, basically your the male me."

"I suppose that's right."

"Here we are." I was so upset, it was time for me to go.

"Well, thanks, maybe I'll see ya around."

"Maybe," she smiled and winked. I rang the bell and got the assistant.

"I need a room."