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Click hereFor those who "know it all,"
I have some advice for you,
When you think you're perfect friend,
Your faith will prove untrue!
For example when you get,
The urge to shit per chance,
If you've got the runs old pard,
You'll likely fill your pants!
Think about your bladder friend,
When you don't have to go.
And letting go inside your pants,
From being scared "I know!"
For you're just like all the rest,
No better or no worse.
And if you pee or shit your pants,
You're likely not the first!!
I am sure some will find this humorous, although I have to say not funny to a mom who has two kids still in diapers and sick of it to no end