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Higher Math Buffoonery!

byUncle Pervey©

Geometry doesn't help a lot,
With a "Gas Jockey" and his pump.
And he doesn't use "Algebra" much,
Except when he's taking a "dump!"

Calculus is ANOTHER "Bummer,"
That don't HELP that "Gas Jockey" bloke.
Its ONLY good is creating jobs,
For "Tenureship," and that's no "JOKE!!"

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