Higher Math Buffoonery!byUncle Pervey©
Geometry doesn't help a lot,
With a "Gas Jockey" and his pump.
And he doesn't use "Algebra" much,
Except when he's taking a "dump!"
Calculus is ANOTHER "Bummer,"
That don't HELP that "Gas Jockey" bloke.
Its ONLY good is creating jobs,
For "Tenureship," and that's no "JOKE!!"