Jack the Knife!byUncle Pervey©
"Jack the Knife" had a real BAD reputation,
And he could use his knife with lots of "flair!"
If he got MAD there was NO hesitation,
He'd just use his sharp knife then and right there!
Jack "the Knife" had ALL the BAD ones "Terrified,"
Cause HE was the BEST "Knife Artist" in TOWN!
There were lots of BAD men who backed down and lied,
Cause THEY knew Jack "the Knife" would CUT them DOWN!
Then ONE day Jack met a girl called "Miss Lucy,"
And Jack "the Knife" went "Bonkers" for the Lass.
He DIDN'T KNOW about her being "Goosey,"
She SHOT him and now, Jack's beneath the grass!!