Limerick Set 001!byUncle Pervey©
There was a "Bambino" named Scot,
Who from his nose always hung snot.
He'd snuffle real hard, and then yell "On Guard!"
And suck it back in like as not!
There was little weasily Dan,
Who loved pork and beans in the can.
He'd raise his leg high, and let them all fly,
Then vigorously wave his fan!
A pet kangaroo named Bobbie,
Had an unusual hobby.
If he got a chance, he'd crap in your pants,
He thought all humans were "Snobbies!"
There was a Texas bovine steer,
Who was just a little bit queer.
He'd back up against, an electric fence,
Then jump ahead and moo "Oh Dear!"
A snazzy young blondie named Kate,
Knew only one way to debate.
She'd take off her clothes, and everyone knows,
What happened next would just be fate!
An English Lord in the "Green Isles,"
Developed a bad case of piles.
He declared with wit, "I must say No Shit,"
This Englishman had lots of style!
An "Old Fart" from mid-Tennessee,
Was really quite easy to please.
If some lass would offer, and her back door proffer,
His pleasure would be guaranteed!