Limerick Set 006!

There was an old coonhound named Frank,
Who had an old body that stank.
He'd raise up and sniff, and take a good whiff,
Then his hind leg would start to crank!

Daisy Duck was somewhat crazy,
And her thoughts were mostly hazy.
She wanted Donald Duck, to give her a good pluck,
But he was just too damned lazy!

Two mice named Minnie and Mickey,
Invented a brand new tricky.
They'd stand on their head, instead of in bed,
While Minnie played with his dicky!

Old Mother Hubbard was really fat,
But she had a strange thing for her cat.
She'd "douche" with real cream, and then she would scream,
While the cat lapped up where it was at!

An old female named "Mother Goose,"
Had problems when her bowels were loosed.
She'd give a loud scream, and then poop a stream,
And simper that it was just juice!

There once was an old grey mare,
Who'd pull down her underware.
She'd moon everyone, with her wrinkled buns,
There was nothing she wouldn't dare!

Old Jiminy Cricket was hiding,
In Dumbo's hat where he was riding.
He farted where he sat, and blew off Dumbo's hat,
And Dumbo gave up "Jimmy's" guiding!

Pinocchio had a real small "stick,"
But fooled his old Godmother real quick!
He diverted her attention, to a much lower positioned,
Now he lies with a smile, growing dick!

One day Ana and Jack went climbing,
In hopes of a place they'd be finding.
They went everywhere, but found nothing there,
And this is the end of this rhyming!!