Limerick Set 015 - Right On!byUncle Pervey©
A "Dirty Old Man Extrordinaire,"
Was always exposing himself bare.
He loved shaking his tool, he was hung like a mule,
He was after a hole without hair!
A young fellow living "Down Under,"
Made all his sheep's eyes wide with wonder.
With his high-wading boots, he'd call all of them "Toots,"
And claimed he wore his boots to "Plunder!"
An old "fuddy duddy" named Allan,
Used to drink "Prune Juice" by the gallon.
He would claim he lost weight, and then brag "I feel "Great!
Now I can perform like a "Stallion!"
A man from the Texas "Lone Star" state,
Was taking a shortcut running late.
He got an urge to "dump," and a snake bit his "rump,"
Now a wheelbarrel is "hauling" his "Freight!"
An "Old-Timer" everyone called "Jim,"
Got an urge for some really young "Quim."
He had a lot of fun, til Daddy used his gun,
Now he plays harps and sings ribald "Hymns!"
A friend named Kev had a bad habit,
When he got close to tail he'd grab it.
He couldn't help himself, but he done it with "Stealth,"
He'd mount them like an old "Jack Rabbit!!"