Limitations We Writers AcceptbyBoxlicker101©
We can't write of sex between humans and dogs,
Or humans with wombats, giraffes or with frogs.
But we can write plenty of cats fucking cats,
Or couplings of horses or kangaroo rats.
I never have done it for nobody cares
To read of the mating of Kodiak bears.
But if someone wanted to write about beasties
That went about breeding with different species.
Then Laurel and Manu would probably say
"You can write it but no one will read anyway."