Ms. Marca Night Before Xams my ASS

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Ms. Marca
Ms. Marca
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It was the night before Christmas and all though the house,
I felt shitty even for the fucken mouse.

My husband was away
I was hot and horny, just ready to play
I had a young stud over who had been smoking grass,
I was ready to give him some ass.

Me in my cap and on all fours
Hey big boy make me your whore!
Then out on the lawn I heard such a clatter.
I slipped the guys cock out to see what was the matter.

There out on the lawn I saw a big Dick.
I knew in a moment it had to be that fucken Saint Nick.
He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell.
I knew in a moment the drunk motherfucker had fell.

Me in my cap and 6-inch pumps
I hurried down stairs so we could hump.
You never know about a hand job and a fuck.
Shit get him just right you always get more bucks

He filled my eight pair of panty hose with goodies and a big sparking ring
Oh boy I got to be a good girl and ring his ding-a-ling.
He ate my cookies and drank my glass of cheer
He was real nice; he left a big rubber dick for my photographer friend the queer.

With his eyes on my 40DD and the nipples hard as a rock,
I knew he had made plans to give me some cock.
I could see by the smile on his red face and the bulge in his pants
He was starting to stroke his big lance.

I bent over and spread my long legs showed him my wet hole,
Damn that big boy had brought out his version of the North Pole.

He slipped in me first a good seven and than all nine.
I knew if he had anymore he would blow my mine.
We both began to call out “Oh my God it is so good, Yes, yes, yes!
It wasn’t long till he shot all over my ass a load, damn what a mess.

Me on my knees licking his cock clean not once but twice,
He looked down and said “I can see you’re not naughty but YOUR REAL NICE!
I sucked on his balls and licked his fuck stick.
My eyes looked up and he knew at a glance, this girl can do more than one trick

He rose up the chimney with a thunderous fart;
the son-of-a-bitch had blown the chimney apart.

He swore and he cursed as he rode out of sight
SHE FUCKED ME AGAIN, PISS ON YOU ALL AND HAVE A FUCKEN GOOD NIGHT!

Ms. Marca
Ms. Marca
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MacDukeMacDukealmost 19 years ago
Lucky Santa

What a great parody of the famous poem. That was one lucky Santa. Thanks.

MacDuke

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