My Hero!

byUncle Pervey©

He was a little chubby "Fatty,"
But he had a great "Big" heart.
And "Everyone" thought he was "Batty,"
Until he played his "Hero's" part!

One nice day when he was out walking,
And enjoying the fine "Spring" air,
He stumbled into a "Robbery,"
And he "jumped" that "Robber" with "Flair!"

This "Chubby Fatty" just "Charged" right "in,"
And he "Smacked" him with his "Belly,"
He "Knocked" that "Robber" clean to the "Ground,"
And he growled "Take "That" Old "Smelly!"

Now "if" you "Don't" get "Moving" real "Quick,"
He glared as he looked and explained,
I'll fall on you like a "Ton of Bricks,"
And "Use" my big "Belly" again!

This so "Terrified" the poor "Robber,"
Who'd "just" managed to "Catch" his "Breath,"
He gasped "Please don't drop that belly Sir,
There's no "doubt" it would cause my "Death!"

Okay you "Villain," was his reply,
"Now get yourself up from that grass.
Show me how "Fast" you can "Disappear,"
Or I'll just "Squash" your sorry ass!"

The "Villain" got up, and "disappeared,"
As fast as a North wind can blow.
The "pretty Maiden" Fatty had saved,
Clasped her hands and gushed "My Hero!"

Now that little chubby fatty man,
Has got himself a "Brand New Life!"
And "Nobody" thinks that he's "Batty,"
And he's "Happy" with his new "Wife!!"

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