- Erotic Poetry
- My Party Trick
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When friends and family gather round
At parties or some social meet
Amusement is quite often found
In those who have some special feat
Auntie Kate can juggle shoes
And Uncle Mike will oft relate
Fantastic tales he swears are true
When it's my turn, I masturbate
I make them all gasp when I haul
My mighty cum cannon aloft
And I keep them all enthralled
As with deft strokes I jerk it off
The ladies like to see it grow
And blossom in my expert hand
The guys just want to see it blow
And lay bets where my cum will land.
I just like to be the man
Doing what comes naturally
Showing off because I can
Masturbating publically
I like to find within the crowd
A woman to look in the eye
And maybe cry her name aloud
As I make my semen fly
Stiff and proud my cock has showed
Itself upstanding for the cause
And when at last I shoot my load
I always get a great applause
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