Old needle-dick Sam!byUncle Pervey©
Old Sam Johnson, had a real long dick,
Ten inches long, but thin as a stick.
First time he put it in, with a real fast slam,
He earned the nickname, Needle-Dick Sam!
Old Needle-Dick Sam, became widely known,
When a gal saw him, all you'd hear was a moan,
They all liked the length, but what made them so sick,
Was that Needle-Dick's dick, was thin as a stick!
Now Needle-Dick Sam, found a gal who's just right,
She had a sway-backed pussy, and fit him so tight!
When he finally got, his needle-dick in,
All Sam could do, was hump her and grin!
All good stories may have, a good o'men,
For every strange dick, there's a strange woman!
And if your dick's skinny, long short or fat,
The right woman will show YOU, right where its at!!