tagNon-Erotic PoetryParrot Peeper!

Parrot Peeper!

byUncle Pervey©

"Oh my yes! He's a beautiful bird,
But he doesn't have any feet!"
The owner said, "This parrot can talk,
And his prick helps him keep his seat!"

The lady turned red, but took him home,
And placed his perch in the bedroom.
The parrot seemed to be satisfied,
There was bright light, so he could groom!

Then one day when the lady came home,
That old parrot started talking.
"The neighbor lady came by today,
And I think that she was stalking!"

The parrot went on, "They were kissing,
And rubbing on each other's skin!"
The lady of the house was blushing,
"And what did you see them do then?"

The parrot squawked, "I won't tell you lies,
Both of them started undressing!"
"Then what happened next?" The housewife asked,
The bird squawked "They began messing!"

The parrot explained, "He climbed on top,"
"What happened next?" the housewife searched.
"I can't say, cause I got excited,
And fell off of my stupid perch!!"

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