Peter Piper Pumpkin Eater!byUncle Pervey©
Peter Piper, pumpkin eater,
Had a wife, and loved to eat her.
Even though, it was quite bushy,
He liked eating, on her pussy.
Peter Piper, got a notion,
And it involved, shaving lotion.
Cause Peter loved, his pussy bare,
He loved to eat it, without hair.
So he gave, his wife some liquor,
To make her go, to sleep quicker.
When she passed out, he wet her hair,
And shaved her pussy, clean and bare.
Peter Piper, is so happy,
He can eat her, pussy snappy.
He can lick her, pussy good now,
Make her moan and groan and crie "Wow!!"