Popeye the Fixit Man!

He's Popeye the fixit man,
He'll do everyone he can,
He eats his brussels, cause it makes muscles,
He's Popeye the fixit man!

He loves his girl named Arleen,
She sure ain't no movie queen!
He wants to eat her, but he just beats her,
She won't keep her pussy clean!

He's Popeye the fixit man,
And he'll do you if he can!
If you bend over, he'll act like Rover,
And bury it in your can!

Popeye caught Bluto one day,
And before Bluto could say,
"Hey what you doing, Popeye was screwing,"
Popeye shouted out "O-lay!"

Popeye caught Arleen in bed,
With a big buck called "Big Red!"
Popeye just poked him, right in his backend,
When Popeye finished he said!

"I'm Popeye the fixit man,
Now don't you think life is grand?
You messed with my lass, so I nailed your ass!
Now you can carry my brand!"

Popeye and Arleen went out,
To see a movie about,
Sweet little Lucy, who kept it juicy,
Arleen made him shoot and shout!

"I'm Popeye the fixit man,
And I'm Miss Lucy's new fan!
She makes my toes curl, just like you do girl,
Now give me some of that can!"

Arleen left Popeye one day,
She just run plumb away!
Now Popeye is sore, he's got no backdoor,
He hasn't seen her to this day!!