Powdering Babies!byUncle Pervey©
There's something new parents should know,
About their new-born storm troopers!
When babies are glad, or mad,
They sometimes signal with pooters!
A baby that's feeling real joy,
Whether a girl, or a boy.
When they kick high it'll fly,
A scented white dust will deploy!
Whenever their bottoms are bare,
They should be powdered with real care!
They'll hoot, and sometimes they'll toot,
And raise scented dust in the air!
A Baby's innocent pleasure,
Is something that we should treasure!
When they squeal, and kick their heels,
And "toot" us their scented measure!
A powdered up baby's a sight,
When they let a toot of delight!
I guess it's plain you can't trust,
A powdered up bottom all night!!