Rudolph the red-dicked reindeer,
Had a very horny soul.
He loved to fuck good pussy,
Any time and where he'd go.
All other critters watched him,
And they never turned their back.
They knew that if they did so,
They might get their assholes packed!
Then one day with Claus away,
Rudolph saw his chance.
Squatting down, there on the ground,
Was Mrs. Claus without her pants!
Rudolph sneaked up behind her,
And he never made a sound.
Rudy straddled poor Miz Santa,
Put in his cock, and went to town!
Mrs. Claus was moaning, groaning,
As Rudolph fucked her hard and long.
And, by the time he'd finished,
She sang a very different song.
So now while Santa's out at night,
Passing out his toys,
Rudolph stays at home with her,
And fills Miz Claus with joy!
So Rudolph the red-dicked reindeer,
Just can't play around no more.
He's got a full time job now,
Fucking his little whore!!