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- Santa, I've been good
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Santa wants to know If I've been
naughty or nice??
Honest Santa Ive been good.
See my pecker's hard as wood.
Haven't used it in a year.
People think Im turning queer.
See my balls all swollen blue.
Been so long , sperms probably glue.
Havent touched it, honest man!
Wet spots in bed are from dreamin.
So if Santa wants to know,
If I'm naughty or nice, ho ho ho?
Well I've been nice as you know.
But next year I'm filling lots of holes.
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