is your sex life mundane,
dull,and boring
in the middle of sex
is your lover snoring
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do you have new things
you'd like to do
but your partner's a dud
and won't co-operate with you
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well that's where i come in
just give me a call
i aim to please
and i do it all
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i'll keep you hard or wet
and very excited
there's a party in my panties
and you are invited
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my skills are on point
i'm at the top of my game
i'm a tough fuck to follow
i put most folks to shame
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my sex can be hot and steamy
or tender and sweet
it'd be in your best sexual interest
if we were to meet
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i'll make you feel great
of that there is no doubt
there's a hunger inside you
and i'll help bring it out
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i do guys or girls
i do couples too
so let's get together
and commence to screw