tagNon-Erotic PoetryTechnologically Declined

Technologically Declined


Stupid computer!
Why won’t you do what I say?
It doesn’t take twenty minutes
To load a single page!
I’ve been trying for three days now
To make a database.
Every time I finish it,
The dumb thing gets erased!
What the hell is spyware,
And how do I make it go away?
I’m told I have a virus,
But I feel perfectly okay.
It’s supposed to make things easier,
This hunk of junk machine;
Supposed to let me get things done,
But instead I want to scream.
Why did I ever buy this thing?
It isn’t all that great.
I can think of one use for it though:
It can be a paperweight.

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